27 Extremely Weird Gifts That Will Make You Question Everything

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

Turn your yard into the premiere hangout spot for all the nearby critters with this picnic table squirrel feeder. It’s styled like an adorable pint-sized picnic table that is sure to attract squirrels who wonder into your yard, making it the perfect addition for the yard of any nature lover.

Say goodbye to constipation for good by starting your mornings off with a nice bowl of Poop Like A Champion cereal. At only 120 calories per serving, this healthy treat comes loaded with fiber to promote a regular and healthy digestive function.

Make those awful sick days a little less sucky with this comically designed cat butt tissue holder. Crafted from resin, this cute little kitty measures 12.5″ long x 9.25″ wide and is designed to fit over most standard square tissue boxes.

The age-old tale of woman and horse is retold WAIT, hold up. That's not it. It's not age-old, it's super weird and yet, in this parody romance novel, it's something you won't be able to stop reading.

Have a laugh while you do your part to help your surrounding ecosystem by hanging up this unicorn head squirrel feeder. The head measures 9.5 x 10 inches and creates the illusion the squirrel has a comically sized unicorn head.

Add a little magic to your day by transforming your hand into a majestic creature using the unicorn finger puppet. This five piece vinyl set fits snugly over each finger so that you may entertain yourself and others with a glorious little white unicorn.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Take the first step towards becoming a crazy cat lady by purchasing the “Crafting With Cat Hair” book. This fully illustrated read expertly guides you every step of the way so you can transform your kitty’s excess hair into creepy works of art.

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

This ingrown toe nail correction tools will help you avoid dealing with painful ingrown nails all together. This high quality tool will help you painlessly take care of ingrown toenails quickly, easily, and from the comfort of your own home, making this a medicine cabinet essential.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Transform yourself into the freakiest canine the world has ever seen by topping off your costume with this realistic dog head mask. This outrageous latex and faux fur mask provides a roomy fit that’s ideal for both children and adults.