33 Ridiculously Funny Calendars That'll Make You LOL Every Day And Month

If your dog could text, what would he say? The makers of Texts from Dog know! The daily calendar is a straight-from-Tumblr collection of the funniest full-color panels of situations illustrated by the texts of a grumpy English bulldog.

Unleash your inner bard with the Shakespearean Insults Calendar! Each day serves up a fresh, eloquent jab like thou pribbling ill-nurtured knave. Perfect for roasting coworkers or confusing enemies with class. Warning: May cause excessive dramatic flair.

Find some f*cking chill in the new year with a monthly calendar that doubles as a coloring book. Not only that, the pictures are full of swear words because swearing always helps.

Spend all next year not giving a single you-know-what by keeping this zero fucks daily calendar on your desktop. This crudely hilarious day-to-day calendar that tells it like it is will keep you in stitches all year long.

“Well hung” has a new meaning with this incredible wall calendar. The NDP calendar features 12 months of Mother Nature’s finest shaft-like formations from all around the world. Definitely not your typical nature calendar but one that rocks… hard!

Next year is going to be your year, especially with this f*cking wall calendar hanging in a place where you can see it will. You will get your sh*t together as the months progress, the empowering but sweary messages on each page will make you feel like you can do anything. Even schedule the dentist appointment you've been putting off.

Don't let your boss see this calendar. Or do let him see it, he probably agrees with the passive-aggressive and sometimes NSFW sentiments printed on the monthly images. He may be your manager, but office feels about people that say "Happy Monday" are universal.

Lorge chonky cats will always be hilarious, but these megachonkers are especially good for laughs. Every month features a new cat screaming something about getting fed, which'll make you look forward to the passing of time with an "oh lawd, him a'comin" attitude.

The mix of awe and "aww" that this calendar holds is a magical blend that you won't find anywhere else. With a little help from an underwater camera, some of a pup's most profoundly funny faces have been captured.

If you read every day in Linda Belcher's voice, this calendar will make you laugh even harder. The pictures are bright and bold and grand celebration of one of America's most beloved families. And, the calendar is complete with stickers you can put on your favorite days.

With retro pictures that hail from the Don Draper era of advertising and lots of suggestions that day drinking is OK, this is the wall calendar that'll get you through all 365 days at the office. The monthly calendar features a new playful vintage picture and sarcastic quote for you to enjoy every 30-31 days.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, the Earth just shifts to be whatever day he wants it to be. You, unfortunately, are not Chuck Norris and you do need a calendar, but you'll feel al little more bad ass with this one on your wall.

Effin' Birds is, as the kids say, a Big Mood. Every time you tear one of the pieces of paper off of this day-to-day calendar, you'll feel a little more of it deep in your soul. Every day features a new bird spewing a new vulgarity that will resonate in every inch of your being.

You've never seen architecture and landscape design like you've seen it in Outhouses. The calendar highlights the majesty of mountain ranges as the backdrop of...outhouses. Yup, they can be pretty, who knew?

If you have a cat, this calendar will help you in more ways than just making you laugh. I Could Pee On This is a monthly reminder of all the place you would never think your cat would pee, so you have a reason to check there to see if they did actually spray it down.

When cats are bad, they're really really bad. We're talking like "shredded the curtains" bad or "licked their butthole and then licked your face" bad. That's why this daily calendar will make you roll your eyes, and then chance a kiss from Mr. Jingles, who may have just licked his butthole.

There's a good chance that you, like the office dwellers at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, while away the hours wondering WTF you're doing sitting at your desk and just trying to make sales. If you don't have a boss like Michael Scott, there's no better calendar than this one to celebrate that you're sitting where you are instead of Scranton.

Have a laugh at the expense of others all year round by hanging this “Awkward Family Photos” calendar in your home or office. Whether it’s inappropriate poses between siblings, or tacky outfits and hairstyles, each picture will leave you in stitches.