27 Extremely Weird Gifts That Will Make You Question Everything

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

This ingrown toe nail correction tools will help you avoid dealing with painful ingrown nails all together. This high quality tool will help you painlessly take care of ingrown toenails quickly, easily, and from the comfort of your own home, making this a medicine cabinet essential.

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Watch your schnoz put on a first-rate redneck symphony with the Bocarina nose flute. This sophisticated and highly portable instrument is made from durable dishwasher-safe plastic and comes in four alluring color options.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at  just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

This roast beef sandwich bath soak will make bathtime more delicious than you ever thought possible. These unique and comical therapeutic bath bombs will delight, soothe, relax and make the perfect gift for any foodie who loves a good soak.