37 Spicy Taco Bell Gifts That'll Make You Want To Live Mas

Show the gang that you're ready to go at Taco Bell, the amusement park, during finals week, at church, anywhere, by wearing this spicy fanny pack. It's adjustable to fit plenty of waist sizes, with a zipper to keep things safe inside its pouch.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Supposedly there are enough rolls in this pack to last for over 6 months. But you can and should do a little science experiment to see if those 32 rolls really last 6 months if all you're doing is eating sacks of soft tacos and Baja Blast.

Spice up your game night with the Taco Bell Party Pack Card Game! Dive into hilarious, fast-paced fun where you build your ultimate taco team. Perfect for taco lovers and party enthusiasts, it’s the most deliciously entertaining game you’ll ever play!

You're liable to have a lot of time to kill on the can after a big order of Taco Bell, that fiber does a number on the intestines. When you've reached the bottom of Instagram, this book will be there. It's filled with fart jokes, Sudoku puzzles, word finders, mazes, and so much more!

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Level up your next taco fiesta with the Taco Toaster. The Taco Toaster allows you to sidestep those subpar storebought hard shells and make your own without any oil for frying, meaning that they’re low on fat, cholesterol, and calories.

Family game night will take a deliciously exciting twist with the Taco vs Burrito card game. Created by a 7-year-old, this immensely fun family party game will make payers compete to create the “weirdest and wildest” meals they can imagine.

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.

Do you know for whom the Baja Blasts? For whom the Taco Bell tolls? That'll be for you after receiving the gift of a lifetime. A Taco Bell gift card is more than money, it's an experience. It's all the beans, beef, and sugary sweet drinks you can get your hands on.

You celebrated Taco Tuesday at the Bell but you just can't get enough. Have Taco Thursday at home without a second trip through the drive-thru with Taco Bell's Original Taco seasoning mix. It's 1oz of chili pepper, paprika, and secret spices that'll blow your mind.

They say you should never see how the sausage is made but they never said anything about the beans. If you've ever watched your burrito come to life you know they splurt those refried wonders onto your shell with what looks like this caulk gun. Load this bad boy up for an authentic experience at home.

Keep bad odors to a minimum by giving the stinker in your home the Poo-Pouri Master Crapsman gift set. Styled like a rugged little tool box, the set comes with two 2-ounce spray cans of air-fresheners – appropriately named “Trap-A-Crap” and “Royal Flush”.

When you've got a Taco Bell date at 11am and a big presentation at noon there's only one blue bottle you can trust and it's not a cup of Baja Blast. It's good ol' Tums, the antiacid that'll take all the bark out of your burp.

Did you actually go to Taco Bell or did you just want people to think you did so they'd be jealous? Keep 'em guessing with potent Wet Farts spray. All it takes is one spritz to clear a room, much like your toots after too many soft tacos.

When you forget the chips and queso and find yourself craving that crunch that you can only get from Taco Bell, turn to Bigs. With the infusion of savory and spice and everything nice you find in a Taoc Supreme, the sunflower seeds will give you that satisfying snap you're looking for in every bite.

Did you make the mistake of pounding out a $20 Taco Bell order on a road trip? Make sure your friends don't hate you by following up that first rest-stop visit with some Imodium. It'll put a cork in the taco trots until you can find a bathroom that isn't by the side of a highway.

There are only so many sauce packets you can steal before the guy behind the counter chases you out of the restaurant with the bean-dispensing caulk gun. Bring home your favorite hot, fire, mild, or diablo sauce with a bottle and you can enjoy it on everything from scrambled eggs to cake.