33 Ridiculously Funny Wine Glasses That'll Get You Drunk With Laughter
Updated: Mar 29, 2026
Emptying your cup happens twice as fast with these hilarious drink containers since you naturally want to finish every tasty drop, and the witty quotes printed on the side will have you tipping back in pure amusement; adding to a glassware stash is always a bright idea, making this an incredibly flexible present for Mother's day, a fun surprise for your best friend's big celebration, or a simple treat for any dedicated vino enthusiast; these items serve as fantastic joke presents that ensure your next group hangout is filled with endless giggles, and even the fanciest drink snobs will gladly welcome these comical wine cups into their wine accessory lineup; combining the healing power of a good chuckle with a tasty pour means keeping these on your counter might just be the secret to a long life
Animal Pun Funny Wine Glasses
Gather your gaggle of gals and start drinking from a set of punny glasses that will inspire you to keep the wine and the puns flowing. If you're not laughing at the four animal names printed on the glasses, drink more and come up with your own additions to the herd.
Mommy's Sippy Cup Wine Tumbler
Even mommies are prone to spilling after a few too many juices from this sippy cup but it's designed to keep her from embarrassing herself and ruining the carpet. Not only is the colorful insulated tumbler leakproof, it's got a straw to keep her teeth from getting stained.
I Hate Everybody But You Wine Glass
While it's unclear whether the "but you" here refers to a person or the very glass of wine you're drinking from, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have a glass to drink your wine from, which will make you like people more.
Mommy’s Time Out Artisan Painted Wine Glass
Even mommy's get time out sometimes, but usually only because they put themselves there. What does Mommy Time Out? Looks like sitting on a soft couch sipping a smooth red, white or rosé from this wine glass and everyone in the house staying in the other room. Wonderful.
I Touch My Shelf Funny Wine Glass
The Divinyls would be delighted to know that their most famous song's most famous line has been parodied and brought to book club. What's book club for if not raunchy talk and drinking lots of wine? Books? Hell no.
Prescription Wine Glass
The diagnosis: stress. The medicine: wine. Just follow the directions on this prescription wine glass for a little help relieving those tense feels. The stemless glass comes in a box that looks exactly like a classic prescription bottle and makes a great gag gift.
The Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally, a wine glass that fits your needs! The ultimate wine bottle glass is perfect for the wine snob in your life – even if it’s yourself. This must-have accessory is large enough to hold an entire 750mL bottle of wine – or just one serving *wink wink*.
Wine Bottle Glass Attachment
Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own personal jumbo cup.
Half Wine Glass
Enjoy a little vino without going overboard by sipping it from this half wine glass. This unique piece of stemware is crafted entirely from glass and designed to hold up to 6.7 ounces, making it the ideal gift for the half-glass-full types.
LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass
No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.
Tipsy Tipped Funny Cow Rolling Stemless Wine Glasses
How much wine does it take to moooo-ve a cow's Drunk-o-Meter from Tipsy to Tipped? An udderly insane amount! If you're laughing at that joke, there's a chance you need these glasses so you can pour your next glass of wine and keep laughing at terrible farm jokes.
I'm Not Always a B*tch Funny Wine Glass
Karen isn't always a b*tch, wait, yes she is. For that 100% of times when she's acting her worst, she'll be doing so while sipping from this funny wine glass. And no, she won't get the joke on the front.
I'm Speaking in Cursive Wine Glass
Wine is a classy beverage, that's something everyone can agree on. So it stands to reason that the phrase etched on this class is nothing but the truth. You're not slurring, you're breaking out your fancy cursive speaking voice.
I Love To Wrap Both My Hands Around It And Swallow
To be clear: this glass is absolutely talking about wine glass. If you're reading any double entendre here, it's just because you've had too much wine and are thinking about wrapping both your hands around your credit card and getting this glass. There is nothing suggestive about this glass's etching...nothing at all...
Bad Assy Sassy Classy Wine Glass
You want to be a badass, right? Everyone wants to be a badass. Save the classiness for the restaurant Don't worry, the design etched on this wine glass will help you figure out where to stop pouring so that you can be the most BA badass you can be.
Take Time to Chill Artisan Hand-Painted Wine Glass
It's not self care, it's SIP care, and you're gonna get it with this lovely handpainted glass. It's a pretty pastel reminder that you need to take a little time to yourself to unwind and relax after a long hard day or even a long hard hour. It's what wine is for.
Wine Glasses For Big Noses
Thanks to the innovative design of the wine glass for big noses, you’ll finally be able to fit that giant schnoz of yours into the wine glass for once. The unique stemware features a hand forged notch rim to facilitate drinking and enhance the wine smelling experience.
The Gigantic Wine Glass
This gigantic wine glass is just perfect for those extra hectic and stressful days. If you’re not using this comically large wine glass to hydrate, you can also use it as an eye-catching wine bottle/champagne chiller. It’s the ideal gift for the wine lover who has it all.


















