37 Spicy Taco Bell Gifts That'll Make You Want To Live Mas

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

Spice up your game night with the Taco Bell Party Pack Card Game! Dive into hilarious, fast-paced fun where you build your ultimate taco team. Perfect for taco lovers and party enthusiasts, it’s the most deliciously entertaining game you’ll ever play!

The next time you let one rip and get a little more than you bargained for, reach for a pack of shart wipes and all will be good. They even come in a very portable travel-sized pack that will easily fit in your pocket, purse, or backpack.

Level up your next taco fiesta with the Taco Toaster. The Taco Toaster allows you to sidestep those subpar storebought hard shells and make your own without any oil for frying, meaning that they’re low on fat, cholesterol, and calories.

Family game night will take a deliciously exciting twist with the Taco vs Burrito card game. Created by a 7-year-old, this immensely fun family party game will make payers compete to create the “weirdest and wildest” meals they can imagine.

Keep bad odors to a minimum by giving the stinker in your home the Poo-Pouri Master Crapsman gift set. Styled like a rugged little tool box, the set comes with two 2-ounce spray cans of air-fresheners – appropriately named “Trap-A-Crap” and “Royal Flush”.

Turn a rather unpleasant task into an adrenaline pumping adventure by pulling the trigger of the shotgun toilet plunger. Providing the functionality of a traditional plunger with the thrill of redneck shenanigans – it will violently blast any clog out from your toilet.

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.

With this one cookbook, you'll have a whole year's worth of tasty Taco Tuesdays to look forward to. And by the time the year turns over, you'll be so good at making tacos, you'll be ready to try your own twist on the recipes you made before.

Make beautiful taco-inspired words right on the fridge with a set of Taco-themed magnetic poetry. You'll have over 200 hot and messy words to work with, so speak from your heart and your stomach.

Do you know for whom the Baja Blasts? For whom the Taco Bell tolls? That'll be for you after receiving the gift of a lifetime. A Taco Bell gift card is more than money, it's an experience. It's all the beans, beef, and sugary sweet drinks you can get your hands on.

When you're chowing down on Taco Bell it's important that you have room in your tummy for lots of yummy food but also that you have lots of room in your waistband. Think of these sweatpants as your eatin' pants. Put 'em on, chow down, and still be sitting in comfort later on.

Show the gang that you're ready to go at Taco Bell, the amusement park, during finals week, at church, anywhere, by wearing this spicy fanny pack. It's adjustable to fit plenty of waist sizes, with a zipper to keep things safe inside its pouch.

Taco Bell has some serious Taco Balls making a sauce bearing the name of a restaurant that calls itself a competitor but they went and did it. This creamy sauce has a smoky chipotle flavor that's mouthwateringly good.

You're liable to have a lot of time to kill on the can after a big order of Taco Bell, that fiber does a number on the intestines. When you've reached the bottom of Instagram, this book will be there. It's filled with fart jokes, Sudoku puzzles, word finders, mazes, and so much more!

They say you should never see how the sausage is made but they never said anything about the beans. If you've ever watched your burrito come to life you know they splurt those refried wonders onto your shell with what looks like this caulk gun. Load this bad boy up for an authentic experience at home.

Dream of non-existent waits at the drive-thru and a fresh cartridge of CO2 in the soda machine so you get some extra bubbles in your Baja Blast under the cozy comfort of this Taco Bell blanket. The lightweight fleece throw is 45"x60", perfect for a little snack and snuggle.