33 Yeehawing Redneck Gifts More Fun Than Throwing A Diet Coke In A Bonfire

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Get serious about your drinking and cut out the middle man by using this pure copper moonshine still to make your own hooch. This six-liter still features a high-quality copper construction that’ll provide you with years worth of fun brewing fun.

The inflatable truck bed pool will turn any shindig into a bumpin’ pool party. It comes with a two-air chamber for easy inflation and deflation, is easy to set up, and measures 66″ x 62″ x 21″ when fully inflated, ensuring it will fit on any standard truck bed.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Redneck wisdom goes further back than even some rednecks realize and with this book, they can get to know it all. It's a great way to get in some readin' and make sure they're using the most up-to-date redneck vernacular.

If you can't fix it with duct tape, it ain't worth fixing. This duct tape is so strong you can use it to put a truck back together after getting in a fight with a deer. You can also use it to tape your buddy's feet to the ground to keep him from doing something stupid.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

A redneck is gonna get real excited for a minute when he thinks that the red stuff in this jar is actually pureed roadkill. When you explain that it's jam he'll be upset for only a second before realizing it'll taste great on some raccoon.

When you need to put your nice teeth in for a hootenanny, it's good to have a pair of nice teeth around. But getting real dentures made is so expensive. Make your own at home with his kit. Just, keep to the applesauce when folks start serving food.

Give would-be intruders a warning to keep off your property in a novel way with this “Protected by Fuck around and find out Home Security”. The sign comes in a 10″ x 10″ or 12″ x 12″ option along with a built-in stake so set-up is a breeze.

Make your bath time a little more enjoyable by keeping a cold brew nearby using this shower beer holder. It features an adhesive backing that can be placed on any flat, shiny, or dry surface, and comes with a handy drainage system so it dries up fast after you’re done.

After a dinner of jerky and beans, his toilet should be afraid, very afraid. He'll likely need to go to war with it at some point, and when it's time to destroy the sinful sh*t he took, this redneck plunger in the shape of a shotgun will do the trick.

The inside of this coffee cup is brown, much like a redneck's underpants after a night of too much drinking at the bonfire. He'll be able to perk up all right if he mixes some moonshine and coffee in the mug.

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

When a redneck reaches an age where the pain from the hangover starts to affect his ability to stay awake while watching NASCAR, it's time to go sober. Luckily, Mountain Dew will be there waiting for him.

Get out your sandals and slip on these socks it's time for a hootenanny! Just like the hairdo the footwear is all business in the front and all party in the back. The rat tail tassels on the back of the socks blow in the wind, just like your hair would.

When the sh*tter is full but the temperatures are frigid, it's important to have the right hat to wear outside to empty the chemical toilet. This is basically the same one Cousin Eddie wore, so you know you can trust it.

Send a strong message to the police to stay out of your home with the “come back with a warrant” doormat. It let’s you exercise your rights as a ‘Murican by reminding anyone who walks up to the door, that unless they’ve got a warrant, entry into your home ain’t happenin’.