25 Freedom-Loving Florida Man Gifts That Are As Brilliant As Nuking A Hurricane

Make game night as uncomfortable as a Thanksgiving dinner with the Right or Racist party game. This wildly entertaining game will not only create laughter but also spark lively debates and political discussions for both conservatives and liberals to argue endlessly over.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Make your dinner parties the highlight of everyone’s week by keeping things interesting with Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. Each tin contains 21 cards, illustrating and explaining neat after dinner tricks that will wow and entertain everyone at the table.

Drink-A-Palooza is a Monopoly-type board game with beer pong, quarters, flip cup, and king’s cup all in one. This liver-destroying board game requires no fancy equipment and can be played with up to 12 people in teams of 2 – making it a college party must-have.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

White Trash Cooking proves that you don’t need to spend big to eat great. This 25th-anniversary edition comes loaded with more than 200 tasty recipes gathered from West Virginia to Key West along with 45 full-color photographs.

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Learn about what you’re actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational “Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal” book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate food systems.

Take your tastebuds for a walk on the wild side with this exotic meats beef jerky variety pack. Each delectable jerky stick comes individually packed so that you can indulge in animals like alligator, antelope, elk, ostrich, wild boar, and even kangaroo when the mood strikes.

Look fly while you discreetly smoke from this vaporizer hoodie. This wonder-garment allows you to blaze up your favorite waxes, oils, and e-juices through a secret opening in the drawstring so that you can puff the magic dragon without arousing suspicion.

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Travel light on your next hunting excursion with the compact folding survival bow. Forged from aircraft-grade aluminum, this high quality bow can be adjusted to accommodate right or left handed users and folds into a compact package that you can take anywhere.

When you’re out and about on a hot day, there’s no better way to beat the heat than with a Coolify portable air conditioner around your neck. It’s fitted with a series of vents that will blow cool air both to your face and neck.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.