37 Turd-rific Poop Gifts That Aren't As Crappy As They Look

The Pooping Puppies Puzzle is a hilarious, lighthearted challenge featuring adorable puppies caught in the act. With 1000 pieces, this playful puzzle is perfect for dog lovers and makes a fun, quirky gift that’s sure to bring laughs and smiles!

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

There's no better way to get a kid interested in reading than with a book full of facts that will make them giggle. With the Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers book, they'll become voracious readers, eating up the facts and silly illustrations on every page.

You're liable to have a lot of time to kill on the can after a big order of Taco Bell, that fiber does a number on the intestines. When you've reached the bottom of Instagram, this book will be there. It's filled with fart jokes, Sudoku puzzles, word finders, mazes, and so much more!

Everyone Poops is the ultimate guide to the inevitable. Packed with humor and charming illustrations, this book offers a lighthearted take on a universal experience. It’s perfect for bathroom readers of all ages who embrace life’s messier moments with a smile!

Stepping into the slippers in the morning will be the one time you're not mad that your feet are sliding in crap. The laughable plush slippers are warm and cozy, just like a steaming pile of poop.

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

When you're taking the kind of dump that's practically orgasmic, communicate it to the other members of the house by putting this funny sign outside the bathroom door. No one will come knocking when they see the hilarious wet floor-style fine waiting there.

Make the most of your time on the porcelain throne with Everybody Poops 410 Pound A Year. It comes jam-packed with the answers to fascinating questions like “who invented the first flushing toilet?” and “why can you see the corn and not the chicken?”

Who would have thought eating a bag of poop could taste so good? Inspired by the classic poop emoji we all know and love, this delectable treat is actually 100% US-made cotton candy with a marvelous chocolaty taste perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth.

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Keep the mood light by bringing some crude humor to the dinner table with this pooping man condiment bottle topper. This humorous add-on will make it appear like a little man is dumping out all over your burger or hotdog, making this a must-have for lunch with the kids.

Make the best of pool-related chores by squeezing in a few laughs with this floating poop pool thermometer. Apart from measuring the water’s temperature in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, its clever dookie design will be perfect for pranking unsuspecting pool-goers.

Make a sh*tty impression in your next meeting by showing up with the poop emoji boxer pen. While you're taking notes with the novelty writing device, you can pull a trigger in the back that will make it punch and fart.

Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!

Instead of shooting the sh*t with your friends, shoot the sh*t with your kids with the aptly named shoot the poop game. What's the goal? Easy, use the catapult to get as many turds in the toilet as you possibly can. Bank shots are allowed, unlike in real life.

Engage in a little target practice with a friend by saddling up the doody head game. It challenges you to throw soft turds at their noggin and try to rack up points by hitting targets on the side and top of their head.

Make the unpleasant task of unclogging the toilet a little less shitty using this poop emoji plunger. The plunger head comes designed like the iconic poop emoji, making it great for adding a humorous touch to your bathroom’s decor.