37 Turd-rific Poop Gifts That Aren't As Crappy As They Look

Everyone Poops is the ultimate guide to the inevitable. Packed with humor and charming illustrations, this book offers a lighthearted take on a universal experience. It’s perfect for bathroom readers of all ages who embrace life’s messier moments with a smile!

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Wash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency!

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

The Pooping Puppies Puzzle is a hilarious, lighthearted challenge featuring adorable puppies caught in the act. With 1000 pieces, this playful puzzle is perfect for dog lovers and makes a fun, quirky gift that’s sure to bring laughs and smiles!

After you’ve done your business, do your housemates a solid by letting them know when it’s safe to enter using this poop-warming bathroom timer. This clever and comical timer will let others know when the toxic smell has dissipated and it’s once again safe to enter.

The next time you let one rip and get a little more than you bargained for, reach for a pack of shart wipes and all will be good. They even come in a very portable travel-sized pack that will easily fit in your pocket, purse, or backpack.

Make everyone’s worst nightmare a reality by giving them a good scare with this pop-up toilet snake. This easy-to-clean prank prop is designed to fit most toilets and comes with built-in suction cups so that you can easily secure it.

Who would have thought eating a bag of poop could taste so good? Inspired by the classic poop emoji we all know and love, this delectable treat is actually 100% US-made cotton candy with a marvelous chocolaty taste perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth.

Make the most of your time on the porcelain throne with Everybody Poops 410 Pound A Year. It comes jam-packed with the answers to fascinating questions like “who invented the first flushing toilet?” and “why can you see the corn and not the chicken?”

Make the best of pool-related chores by squeezing in a few laughs with this floating poop pool thermometer. Apart from measuring the water’s temperature in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, its clever dookie design will be perfect for pranking unsuspecting pool-goers.

Bring some laughter to the breakroom by preparing your loose-leaf tea with this pooping butt tea infuser. This amusing infuser is made from a dishwasher-safe nonstick silicone and makes the ideal gift for any tea drinker with a sense of humor.

Nothing will ensure you meet your daily fiber requirement like popping a few of these Poop Like A Champion gummies. They come in savory flavors like peach, orange, and strawberry and are packed with so much fiber that just a few gummies is all you’ll need.

Keep the mood light by bringing some crude humor to the dinner table with this pooping man condiment bottle topper. This humorous add-on will make it appear like a little man is dumping out all over your burger or hotdog, making this a must-have for lunch with the kids.

Say goodbye to constipation for good by starting your mornings off with a nice bowl of Poop Like A Champion cereal. At only 120 calories per serving, this healthy treat comes loaded with fiber to promote a regular and healthy digestive function.

Make the unpleasant task of unclogging the toilet a little less shitty using this poop emoji plunger. The plunger head comes designed like the iconic poop emoji, making it great for adding a humorous touch to your bathroom’s decor.

Keep bad odors to a minimum by giving the stinker in your home the Poo-Pouri Master Crapsman gift set. Styled like a rugged little tool box, the set comes with two 2-ounce spray cans of air-fresheners – appropriately named “Trap-A-Crap” and “Royal Flush”.

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.