21 Explosive Monty Python Gifts That Are The Holy Grail Of Pop Culture Presents

It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the Monty Python movies.

Get playful with your Funko Pop display with a figurine of the black knight. The iconic character stands at almost 4 inches tall and comes with a pair of arms to position on the ground since obviously, 'tis but a scratch, that has removed his appendages.

You're going to have so much fun playing with this horse action figure! What do you mean you can't tell it's a horse? If you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail you'll be in on one of the best jokes of all time and enjoy playing with your coconuts.

Nothing keeps a grail safer than a bovine trebuchet. Designed to repel knights and kings, this playset, which includes the Trojan rabbit, is your key to flinging farmyard animals to keep your precious treasures safe.

Becoming a wizard doesn't require pointy hats and sorcerer strangeness, all it requires is donning this horned hat. Be Tim the Enchanter this Halloween and throw it back to the 70s with the lightweight, comfy piece of headgear.

The dog will be scared shitless the first time he sees you wearing these Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog slippers around the house. But hey, at least that means he won't be begging for food. The slippers are incredibly warm and have a soft footbed that seems to hug your feet.

Relive all the moments from Monty Python with a game of Python-opoly. The Monopoly-style game has been redone with all the references, jokes, and imagery that you'd expect to find in the Python-verse. It's a game you'll actually want to go on for hours because it's just that fun.

In typical Monty Python style, this holy grail movie set is a lot more fun than most comedies could ever dream to be. In addition to a Blu-ray with the movie and special features, you'll get a fold-out castle and some animal figurines to play with.

Relive the magic of the movie by putting up a replica of the mighty python and the holy Grail poster from 1975 on your wall. In true one-sheet style, it measures 24"x36" and comes rolled in a protective tube ready for hanging.

Create your own Flying Circus with a set of magnets inspired by the imagery, props, and characters from the iconic show. You could make a pet shop or a subtitled French film complete with cabbage using the set which contains dozens upon dozens of magnets.

You're a lumberjack and that's OK but you're probably getting really sweaty and kind of gross-out there chopping wood all day. Clean yourself up with this Monty Python-themed soap which is infused with a lovely fresh-cut timber aroma.

This soap is definitely something completely different. Cleanliness is next to naughty bits and you can enjoy the most satirical shower you've ever had with the exfoliating honey and oatmeal bar.

You can be a middle-aged dude and still want to take your lunch to work in a playful metal box like the one you had when you were a kid. This Holy Grail-themed box has a purple retro style and it's constructed from sturdy metal that'll keep your food safe day after day.

Confuse your pets with a pair of slippers that look like a pair of dead parrots. Here's hoping you don't have a bird around the house, the slippers would make the poor thing fly away. They're warm and wonderful and great for wearing on a cold winter morning.

Instead of using those boring post-its that your office provides, spice things up a little with these Monty Python sticky notes. They come in a booklet for easy storage and fit in a purse or pocket. There are three pads in the book measuring different sizes for you to write different-sized thoughts on.

It seems like there's a Monty Python quote for everything and when you're in a situation at work that could use some levity, look no further than this coffee mug. It's printed with over a dozen colorful quotes from the Flying Circus and some of the movies to infuse some hilarity into your morning.