33 Fascinating Gifts For Librarians That Are So Good They'll Forget You Have Overdue Books

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Unleash your inner bard with the Shakespearean Insults Calendar! Each day serves up a fresh, eloquent jab like thou pribbling ill-nurtured knave. Perfect for roasting coworkers or confusing enemies with class. Warning: May cause excessive dramatic flair.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Your favorite e-reading tablet is back and better than ever! Available in either a 32 GB or an 8 GB model, the Amazon Kindle Oasis features a sleek ergonomic waterproof design and an adjustable warm light so that you can easily shift from white to amber.

Store your books on your wall like never before with these floating bookshelves. Using a clever design that conceals the supporting shelf, you simply insert the shelf in between the bottom book, and it will appear as if your entire stack of books is floating in mid air.

This unfolding book lamp is the ideal way to give your reading nook a touch of warm ambient lighting. The book opens up to reveal an accordion-like stream of glowing pages that you can rest on a desk or hang up on the wall.

All that twisting, turning, stepping and stretching does a number on your toes. Find ultimate relaxation after your practice with a pair of the coziest slippers you'll ever put on your feet. These microwaveable slippers are filled with flax and lavender and in just 90 seconds are the perfect temperature for soothing aches and pains.

Do a little reading late at night without disturbing your bed buddy by using a booklight that only lights a single page. Just set the transparent light on the page and it'll be visible from corner to corner.

Listening to that same playlist for the zillionth time? Not so much. Listening to that saucy new romance, empowering book about how to get to the C-suite in 3 easy steps, or a historical hot take about Joan of Arc. The possibilities are endless with an Audible gift card that puts million of eBook titles at your fingertips.

Is there anything better to drink when reading than tea? Probably not, and with these Novel Teas, it's even more elevated. The delicious blends are all book-themed, which only adds to the novel(tea) of sipping them while poring over a cherished tome.

A teacher, even a retired one, wouldn't dare slum it with the rest of the proletariate and sink to using four-letter words to insult someone. Help them widen their rude vocabulary with this Shakespeare Insults Poster that's colorful, large in size, and features a large number of colorful insults to fit any occasion.

Add a little spice to your next book club meet-up with a literature-inspired cocktail recipe book that's especially saucy. Every drink in this book has a clever bookish name like Vermouth the Bell Tolls and Romeo and Julep. There are 65 drinks in the book to try, and you'll want to try them all!

Have you ever met a professor that didn’t have a pile of books taller than a horse? Well, they can never have too many and with this poster on their wall, they have an excuse to buy more. From classics to contemporary wonders, and books spanning all genres, this scratch off poster is as much art as it is inspiration.

Take your books to and from the library in this canvas tote and you'll never bring them back overdue. The card on the outside of the sturdy tote will be a constant reminder that you don't want to pay those fines.

Put this tumbler on the wrong shelf and you might never find it again, that's how realistic the spines look. The insulated tumbler will keep a librarian's beverage hot or cold all day long and has a special lid that prevents spills and leaks.

Treat a librarian to a piece of history with a vintage card catalog box and cards from the library of congress. This replica will quickly become a keepsake and a talking point at the library a librarian can use to educate others about the storied history of libraries.

Paddywax candles are some of the most thoughtfully created you'll ever buy. Each candle is the masterful blend of a literary giant with a scent that would be associated with them. For example, Mark Twain's candle smells like tobacco flowers and vanilla. Makes sense, right?

Librarians are heroes. They spread knowledge, they always seem to know the title of a book even when you only know the color of the cover, they're kind, they can somehow read the Dewey decimal system. Please, this action figure will be the most heroic in your collection.