28 Wildly Inappropriate Gifts For Anyone With An Atypical Sense Of Humor

Make more than just graphic images pop-up when you stimulate your libido with the pop-up book of sex. This fully illustrated literary gem contains page after page of 3-dimensional images to help you and your partner master the art of love making.

Who wouldn’t want an identical clone of their penis? An ideal birthday gift for the Mrs., the Clone-A-Willy kit includes everything you need to make a silicone rubber vibrating dildo that is shaped just like your mighty Johnson, from the comfort and privacy of your home.

Make your dull life a little more lively for all with these “for rectal use only” stickers. Each roll comes with 500 blue rectangular stickers with the words “for rectal use only” printed on each one – making them great for clinic and hospital settings.

Make infectious diseases come alive like never before with The STD Coloring Book. This unique and unforgettable adult coloring book comes with twenty-five highly detailed and graphic images depicting some of the most common sexually transmitted diseases.

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

Don't be silly, wash your willy with the Weener Kleener Soap. One size fits most, if it doesn't fit you, don't brag, that's tacky. The stimulating soap is sure to add a HOLE new dimension to a guy's shower regardless of his size and will leave his dirty parts squeaky clean.

Featuring such delicious recipes as "Choked Chicken" and "Beef Stroke-one-Off", the cooking with semen cookbook is ideal for any gent who's intrigued by that sperm-to-table lifestyle that's so hot right now. JUST KIDDING! But you can traumatize your buddy with this joke notebook by making him think it's legit.

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

You and your friends will be patting each other on the back, or maybe something a little raunchier, playing a game of Circle of Jerks. The hella inappropriate party game challenges you to shout obscenities as you match symbols and terms. Play it at a funeral or at the office to make it extra inappropriate.

With 32 pages of prose that will make Mom and Dad cry with laughter, this parody bedtime book will quickly become their favorite. The book is filled with equally charming illustrations about moms and dads of the animal world just trying to get it on - and failing thanks to babies of the animal world.

Make your bestie's morning by treating them to a little something special courtesy of Barry Wood. You've got a gift for them and he's got a gift for them too the moment they pour something hot into the heat-reactive mug. Is that a gun in his pocket or are they just happen to see him?

Get some inspiration for your next sexy session with a coloring book that's extremely adult. Grab your colored pencils and add some colorful hues to the designs of people having all sorts of fun with each other with no clothes on. Give them tattoos, weird birthmarks, and more!

Greet comers and goers to your garden with a pair of gnomes who seem to have missed the fact that your home is not a nude beach. The hilarious pair are buck-ass nude with every single part hanging out that can possibly hang. They're handpainted to be vibrant and stand at about 5" tall.

Get baaaa-d the next time you cook up a veal shank by donning a naughty apron that would make your mother faint. Don't wear this one around the kids, but do wear it if you intend to cook in the nude, it makes the picture on the front all the funnier.

You're not corn-blocking fun when you stop up a bottle of wine with Colonel Corny, you're making sure that the party can keep on going the next day! The very suggestive wine bottle stopper could make a redneck laugh the hill right out of their billy!

One way to make sure that no one ever reads your diary is by writing your deepest darkest thoughts in this book. No one is going to be daring enough to crack the cover, so the secrets you have hidden on the 109 lined 6"x9" pages are totally safe.

Gents, if you wanna make that kitty purr you better lick it before you stick it. Heed the words on these panties and your girl's going to have her claws out but in the BDSM sexy kinda way.

There can be some spillage in the aftermath of a BJ and, well, it's kind of a b*tch to clean up off the bed and the floor and your t*tties. With the BJ Bib, you'll have a shield against all of that stuff getting all over. Stir up some sh*t and wear it to the local crab shack!