25 Absurdly Funny Birthday Gifts That Are Worth Their Weight In LOLs

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

How To Make Money In Your Spare Time is the captivating read that shows you how you can make some extra money in a “not so legitimate” way. It examines the Mafia and similar organizations to provide an alternative path to financial freedom.

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

Aging Disgracefully is a hilarious take on the perks of getting older – saggy bits, little blue pills, and cheeky grandpas included. Packed with wit and wisdom, this book proves seniors know how to keep things fun, feisty, and fabulously inappropriate!

Turn any location into the perfect party location with a push a button! One push of this dance party button and you’ll be treated to thirty-second intervals of music designed to get you and everyone around you moving and grooving.

Give a shitshow a moment in your life the ambient lighting it deserves with this dumpster fire candle. This paraffin wax candle shaped like a tiny green dumpster measures 5″ x 3.4″ x 3″ and will burn for roughly 40 to 50 hours.

Experience just how fun the redneck life can be by sitting down to play this wildly entertaining and funny board game. A roll of two dice determines what grade you graduate at and the player with most teeth remaining at the end of the game claims sweet victory!

Show up to the tailgate packing serious heat by strapping on the beer belt. The belt allows you to carry six cans of your favorite beer or soda on your waist so that you can immediately quench your thirst – even if there is no concession stand or bar insight.

Give the gift of frustration and laughter by surprising your friend with a boxes in boxes in boxes prank gift box. Upon opening the large mystery box, they’ll be met with a series of gradually smaller cardboard boxes which they must open to get to the final small box inside.

Say goodbye to constipation for good by starting your mornings off with a nice bowl of Poop Like A Champion cereal. At only 120 calories per serving, this healthy treat comes loaded with fiber to promote a regular and healthy digestive function.

Become the talk of the break room at work by trading in your plain old mug for the golden toilet mug. This fantastic mug features an eye-catching design that’s sure to be a conversation starter and will hold up to ten ounces of your favorite beverage.

Combat foul bodily smells with one of these personalized fart extinguisher candles. This handmade soy wax candle is available in delightful scents like toasted pumpkin, apple harvest, and Christmas tree – making this a great and humorous housewarming gift.

Imagine the pickup lines you could use at the bar when you're wearing this Bob Ross Suit Jacket to the bar. "Hey girl, it's a happy little accident that we met." She'll be swooning from the first second and you in your oil painting replica jacket will be feeling fine.

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!