27 Squeaky Clean Gifts For Germaphobes That'll Scare Away Even The Last .01% Of Bacteria

Keep the germs at bay with a sanitizer that washes away the bad stuff with UV-C rays. The rays are totally safe and harmless to humans but they eradicated 99.9% of germs on the surface of a phone. No water is required, just a quick "bath" in the folding device.

Germs beware of this UV lamp, which kills them fast and kills them safely with no need for liquids or cleansers. Put it in a basement or any room of your home, really, leave the room and fire it up. It can be set on a timer and in that time eliminates germs from the space with no ozone residue.

A big box of gloves can work a world of stress-relieving wonders in a germaphobe's life. They can use them when out at the grocery store, while cleaning their house, while preparing chicken, and so much more. The nitrile gloves are powder-free and safe for all kinds of environments.

Add a layer of protection next time you're in a small unventilated room with a portable HEPA air filter. In addition to alleviating allergies and pulling odors out of the air like smoke, it delivers fresh, purified air for you to breathe. It weighs only a pound and has 7 fan speeds to fit your needs.

Choose a sleeker option than a table or floor purifier with these negative ion filters. Great for home use, the devices require no filters and work by being plugged in. Set them and forget them while still enjoying the benefits they provide, like pulling dander, allergens, pollen, dust, and more from the air.

This bag looks like the sort you might carry your lunch in when you're going to work but it hides a cool secret. It's got a portable UV light inside that sanitizes everything from your phone to your keys to your makeup tools in just a few minutes. It kills 99.9% of viruses and bacteria at the DNA level.

For being something that cleans really well, liquid hand sanitizer can be really messy. Keep things a little neater with hand sanitizer spray. It's just as effective, just as portable, but not quite as drippy. It comes in two pleasant scents, basil and lavender.

Learn why microbes are actually one of man’s best friends despite being a fancy word for bacteria and germs with this fascinating kit. You’ll grow cultures, watch things bubble and brew, and be immersed in an enchanting world of microscopic beings.

Keep guests from dragging filth from the streets into your clean humble abode by placing this shoe dispenser protector by your front door. All they’ll have to do is simply step in and step out to cover their shoe with an easily removable disposable cover

This hand sanitizer looks like any other but when your unsuspecting victim gets a whiff of their newly sanitized hands they're in for a very unpleasant surprise. The gel smells like you tried to catch a water balloon filled with farts and butt juice.

Do you even know how many poo particles fly up from your toilet with every flush? You don't wanna know, trust us. You do wanna know that this UV toothbrush cleaner can make sure those poo particles don't cause you any issues. The harmless (to people) UV light scrubs away 99.99% of germs in mere minutes.

Disinfect your world Spider-Man style with the SprayCare disinfectant band. This modern-day must-have accessory is lightweight, stylish, comfortable, and is designed to spray a sanitizing liquid that will disinfect anything you come into close contact with.

Be a little more eco-friendly with your glove-wearing by dressing in a pair of anti-microbial gloves. They're easy to pull on and off and are infused with ViralOff, which keeps 99% of germs away and keeps the gloves odor-free.

Suns out, buns out, amirite, Chad? Bring a little sexy fun to your next beach day with the girls with a set of very curious and very chiseled silicone wine charms. When it comes to telling whose glass of wine is whose, there's no hotter way to do it than these dudes.

Keep people out of your business at home and away with a pop-up privacy tent. It's got clear panels on the side so folks can see that you're still doing work, just far away from your cubicle. It keeps their germs out (or your germs in) and can accommodate a chair.

There are about a million plush stuffed animals you could get for someone but you want to get them something really exotic, right? Skip the teddy bear and opt for giant microbes. There are 5 big, plush, bacteria and microbes in this set that'll drive them wild.

If your home is your castle, this is your germ-fighting sentry. The stand-up air purifier is equipped with a HEPA 13 filter, which removes 99.97% of germs and other pollutants from the air. It produces no ozone and covers a large room (about 750 square feet) in about an hour.

You can breathe easy using this Neti Pot nasal rinser, but figuratively and literally. The fluid rinse system relieves sinus pressure and washes germs out of your nasal cavity with a gentle saline rinse. The ergonomic shape makes it simpler and more comfortable to use and results in less mess.