27 Extremely Funny Gifts For Coworkers That'll Bring Some LOLs To Your 9 To 5

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Ensure your success in the world of business by sipping from the fountain of knowledge that is Somehow I Manage. In this educational read, you’ll delve into the mind of business wizard, Michael Scott and learn everything that’s made him a total success.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Liven up your office setup without sacrificing practicality with this mini hot dog stapler. It features a whimsical design that’ll appeal to animal lovers of all ages and has a small size that will easily fit into any pencil pouch too.

This USB C mouse jiggler is a must-own for anyone that works from home. This ingenious gadget is designed to randomly move your mouse, so you aren’t reported as “idle” when you’re not actually at your desk.

Texts from Mittens is the hilarious day-to-day calendar that belongs on every cat person’s desktop. Based on the blog and book of the same name, each day they’ll be treated to the conversations between self-absorbed housecat Mitty and his owner.

When you’re feeling frazzled, simply grab a Poppit sheet and pop that stress away! Each pack comes with 20 small bubble wrap sheets that you can pull out and begin popping to ease your nerves, making this a must-have for any workplace desktop.

Discourage your gluttonous co-workers from stealing your delicious lunch by placing it inside this anti-theft moldy sandwich bag. This reusable bag comes with a funky-looking mold design to create the appearance your fresh lunch is past its expiration date.

Taking a deuce at the workplace is an art form – and the “How to Poo at Work” book will teach you the time honored traditions of this ancient practice so you can poop while on the clock. You’ll learn everything from which stall to use and avoiding awkward encounters.

If the name of Dill Dough isn't enough to put a smile on your face, just give the green goo a squeeze and watch your day turn around. When you've found yourself in a real stressful pickle, undo it all with goo that really does smell like pickles.

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

Literally no one will touch your lunch again when you start bringing it in transplant style. You could fit a human organ in here, but you probably shouldn't. Instead, fill the insulated tote with 6 cans of beer or soda or a full-size lunch and snacks.

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

There's a good chance the Virgo in your life loves her dog more than she loves you, but you love her dog, too, so you're even. With this blanket, she can really show off how much she loves her pooch. The fleecy blanket shows off the dog's best face on your choice of background color.

Make like Hulk and smash the Dammit Doll into the desk and do it guilt-free, that's what the doll was made for. For patients or for the psychiatrist running the session, when frustrations boil over, this soft multicolor doll is the perfect stress-reliever.

New position, new responsibilities, renewed need for caffeine. Death Wish coffee will get them promoted a second time in record. It's got twice the caffeine as a regular brew which would seemingly make the drinker twice as productive. With notes of cherry and chocolate as part of its flavor profile, it's got a taste that can't be beat, too.

Has there ever been a more apt notepad set for the office? When things are going sideways, which is most of the time in any corporate environment, you can get a laugh out of using these flame-shaped notes that are stored in a dumpster.