27 Sensational Gifts For English Teachers That'll Get You Extra Credit

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Gather your crew and unleash groan-worthy genius with Pun Intended, the ultimate dad-joke card game. Compete for the title of pun master while sharing laughs and fresh material. Side-splitting fun guaranteed – your jokes might even earn applause (or groans)!

Discover lost words and traditions with the Forgotten English Daily Calendar. Featuring archaic vocabulary, obscure holidays, and historical trivia, it’s a fascinating alternative to word-of-the-day offerings, perfect for enthusiasts intrigued by the quirks of English history.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

Reject today’s modern lingo and be a trendsetter in your town by bringing back old-timey slang with The Little Book of Lost Words as your guide. You’ll learn antiquated gems like “dew-dropper, groke, grimalkin and snollygoster”.

Put insomnia to bed once and for all with the Chill Pill. This compact sleep aid device utilizes electrotherapy stimulation to safely quiet the mind and relax the body so that you can naturally drift off and catch some Zs without resorting to actual ingestible pills.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

Keep your valued personal belongings safe from prying eyes by concealing them inside of this leather book iPhone case. It features a removable protective iPhone shell in addition to providing slots for cash, credit cards and other important documents.

Everyone's got #quarantinegoals and with this Kindle Unlimited Subscription, you can accomplish yours of finally reading a book. Or ten books. Or literally as many as you want. Kindle Unlimited gives you access to the incredible breadth of Amazon's Kindle eBook library, including many titles you can get for free.

Don't let a forgotten cup of coffee throw a wrench in your winter plans, keep it warm with a smart mug. Ember allows you to program the temp of your beverage with your phone and it keeps it set there for up to 1.5 hours on its own or all day when on its charging coaster.

Take your coffee from piping hot to icy cold in less than two minutes with the HyperChiller. You don't need electricity or batteries, dump your burning hot coffee into the container and wait 90 seconds. Your next sip will be cool and refreshing.

Teachers often have to pay for their classroom supplies out of pocket and those aren't cheap. And that doesn't even include the books and other enrichment materials their classrooms often sport. Blow their minds by getting some stuff from their wishlist. It will mean more than you know.

Half the reason a teacher is on her feet when the kids show up to school is that she's juiced to the gills with coffee. Keep her caffeine levels sky high by treating her to a gift card from her favorite coffee shop.

Taurus can be a little self-indulgent and while this trait is sometimes regarded as toxic, what's so wrong with a little self-care? This heated foot massager will melt away some of her bull-headedness and put some spring in her ambitious steps.

New position, new responsibilities, renewed need for caffeine. Death Wish coffee will get them promoted a second time in record. It's got twice the caffeine as a regular brew which would seemingly make the drinker twice as productive. With notes of cherry and chocolate as part of its flavor profile, it's got a taste that can't be beat, too.

Writers appreciate subtlety and they'll respect the gift of a cookbook that subtly suggests they have more than ramen for dinner. Each recipe is inspired by or featured in a treasured work of literature.

Sometimes when a student is wrong they're oh-so-right, and that's every example in F in Exams. The day-to-day calendar will get your professor excited about coming to work, even on Mondays, with hilarious student screw-ups submitted from other profs around the nation.

Have you ever met a professor that didn’t have a pile of books taller than a horse? Well, they can never have too many and with this poster on their wall, they have an excuse to buy more. From classics to contemporary wonders, and books spanning all genres, this scratch off poster is as much art as it is inspiration.