37 Extremely Funny Teacher Gifts That'll Earn You An A For Awesomeness

One way to get kids interested in literature and less likely to use 4-letter words is to arm them with a set of insults that sound like something Buddy the Elf would use. Ok, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't calling people a cotton-headed-ninnymuggins, but any of these witty insults that don't sound that offensive will work in its place.

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

With subtle cherry and chocolate notes, and a bold robust but never bitter flavor, you'd never guess that this coffee has twice the caffeine as your average cuppa joe. But Death Wish is the world's strongest coffee, but you'll need that strength if you stayed up all night to watch the game and have a meeting in the morning.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

A teacher never stops being a teacher even after they've retired, so they'll get a kick out of F in Exams. The book is filled with the best examples of dumb answers to smart questions that will have them rolling with laughter.

Pouring is boring – streamline the process of getting alcohol into your system using this wine bottle glass attachment. The high quality borosilicate glass fits directly onto the top of any wine bottle – turning each bottle into your own personal jumbo cup.

Thing 1, Thing 2, and all the Things in between, that's who you'll be teaching when you wear this shirt. Perfect for elementary school teachers that have an affinity for Dr. Seuss books in their lesson plans, the charming shirt is comfortable and most importantly, machine washable.

The road to serenity is paved with four-letter words. This journal will help you cut through the BS through a series of guided prompts and activities that contain a lot of swear words. By the time you're finished, you'll feel like a new f*cking person.

Sometimes math goes very right and sometimes calculations go very very wrong. Math teachers will get a kick out of Humble Pi, a retrospective on some of the world's greatest mathematical mistakes presented in a fascinating story format.

Programmer is just a fancy word for nerd and what's a nerd without his pocket protector? This leather version is supple, smooth, and stylish. It's a total chick magnet with a ton of room for a few pens or a snack for later.

Instead of putting your pencils in a cup like some run-of-the-mill teacher, put them inside something students recognized from the stadium. This straw dispenser has a brilliant double use as a pencil dispenser, it works great!

The best thing about being a teacher is that you don't have to wait until 5pm for happy hour, you get an extra hour and a half. Get loaded with this wine glass, which is etched with a message that any educator can appreciate and agree with.

Since writing “WTF?!” on a student’s paper is generally frowned upon, leaving a big, red stamp that says “Really?!” is the next best thing. With this self-inking stamp on their desk, they don’t even have to write the passive-aggressive message.

Children are basically germ factories and if you wanna infuse a little gallows humor into your teacher's life, this bundle of disinfectant and immune booster will do it. They can be literal lifesavers for a teacher that wants to avoid germs as best they can.

Teachers love having game night, too, and when they break out this edition of What Do You Meme they can prove that they’ve been paying attention to all the things their students have tried to teach them. The super fun card match game will give them the much-needed laughs they crave on a night off.

There are a few ways to use this coffee mug; the first is the usual way, raising it - with two hands - to drink. The other ways are a bit more fun. It's about 10.2"x6.7" in size and holds 1.5 gallons of coffee so it can also be used as a personal punch bowl.

Science teachers will be coming in hot with the dad jokes when they're wearing these funny socks. The color attire is perfect for science teachers looking to add some giggles to their lesson plans and classroom days.