33 TEAT-ally Awesome Goat Gifts For Farmers And People Who Really Love Goats

Mountain Goats is a fun and fast-paced, strategic party game where players race their goats up treacherous peaks to claim victory. Simple to learn and full of excitement, it’s perfect for game nights with friends and family.

There's no situation that can't be approved by the screaming goat. Boss is being mean? Activate the screaming goat. Kids won't shut up? Activate screaming goat. Mother-in-law has dared to enter your house? Activate the screaming goat. And run.

Betcha didn't know that goats liked to climb trees. They also like to climb rock faces but this wall calendar is all about branches. Every month your man will ponder over a goat in a strange situation that looks precarious but might be sorta stress relieving for the animal.

Fluff up your feet with a pair of bearded, horned slippers that are as cute as can be. These adorable slippers are ideal for shuffling around the house on a cold winter morning, with little sticky nubs on the soles to keep you safe.

Kids (of the two-legged variety) that are obsessed with goats will adore this kid (of the four-legged variety). Taking the 9" plush goat everywhere will be at the top of their list, and so will napping with the incredibly soft, fuzzy stuffed animal.

Improve any situation with a noise maker machine that'll have everyone bleating with laughter. This handheld device blurts out four different goat-related sounds with just the touch of one of its buttons.

Spice up any situation with the screaming goat button. Is it 2AM in your apartment's hallway? Screaming goat. Are you on a conference call? Screaming goat. Tap the button and the goat will scream! It's that simple.

Someone's popping in to say hello! Wear this adorable shirt and plenty of people will stop by to say hello to you and ask what that strange creature is popping over the top of your pocket.

When the world's getting you down let out a metaphorical scream by coloring in the unique patterns in the Screaming Goat coloring book. The book is filled with intricate designs and goat-related patterns that'll take your mind off your stress and get you excited about goats!

When you're out tromping around in the yard where the goats play your feet will be warm and dry in these goat-printed rain boots. The boots have insoles that support your feet for comfy all-day wear and a deep tread that keeps you upright when the mud gets slippery.

Real talk: legend has it goats are the reason coffee was discovered. Kaldi and the dancing goats, check it out while you're sipping this delicious goat-inspired blend. With hints of almond, chocolate, and spices, the dark roast is delicious and works well with any brewing method.

Corral the kiddos and enjoy a fun evening playing games and making memories with Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza. It's easy for young ones to pick up and will be responsible for lots of laughter and shenanigans.

You're not Tom Brady but that doesn't mean you can't be the GOAT! Instead of dedicating your life to football and a weird diet all you gotta do to be the GOATest of GOATs is wear this simple costume, complete with hooves for hands and feet.

Declare yourself the G.O.A.T of all time and everything by slipping on this rustic trucker hat. The fuzzy dude on the top illustrates what a distinct individual you are. Wear it around the farm and all the animals in the barnyard will respect you.

High drama, fast action, strategy, and uncontrollable laughter aren't often things you associate with goats but that's exactly what you'll get from the Goat Lords card game. Some bombs and dragons, too! Grab 1-5 of your closest friends and see what it's all about.

Don't be fooled by their silliness, there are a lot of lessons that humans can learn from goats. All of them are detailed in this book, which encourages you to take life by the horns and do a little more kidding around.