33 Utterly Ridiculous Gag Gifts For Men Guaranteed To Make Him Laugh His Butt Off

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

The FartVac sucks up and filters farts. No more holding in something as natural as breathing, now you can fart proudly and minimize the stench for those around you with the FartVac! It’s the modern invention you never knew existed, but can’t live without!

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Make your Tinder profile a hot commodity with a little help from the Dick Pic stick. This modern-day essential for single guys looking to impress shows twelve inches but is actually only nine inches long, giving you an added three inches of length.

Are your blinkers not as bright as they used to be? Are people not noticing you on the road? You must be low on blinker fluid! Simply add blinker fluid and your blinkers will be brighter than ever! Blinker fluid now features blinker crystals for extra brightness!

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

He’s gonna have some explaining to do when this prank shipping box appears on his doorstep. You can put whatever you want inside, but the mailman, his neighbors, his wife, and even his dog might have some questions after getting a load of what’s printed on the outside.

Condolences to her boyfriend, his morning wood has got nothing in the penises featured in Nature's Dick Pics. The surprisingly safe-for-work calendar features a whole year's worth of some of the world's most phallic landmarks. It's 365 days of amusement.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

Next time you rip ass, you won't have to blame it on the dog thanks to fart gas neutralizing pads. Pop one of these activated carbon pads into the crack of your underpants and they'll soak up the mad stench from your butthole.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

The cheese printer is the useful gadget that makes adding a nutritious component to fond memories as easy as one-two-brie! Now you’ll be able to conveniently transfer any digital image on your smartphone directly to a savory slice of your favorite cheese.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

When you're aiming for a record-breaking dump, it helps to know just how long you've been on the can. With the Toilet Timer, you can measure your time there in up to five-minute increments. It's also helpful if you need to get out of the bathroom quickly so no one wonders what you're doing.

Sometimes a high five just won’t cut it, you need to give someone even more fives. With this pack of high-five tiny hands, you can give someone a high twenty-five. For epic achievements that are astoundingly awesome, nothing else will do.

Ensure the person gets your not-so-subtle message loud and clear by presenting them with the dickhead shirt. The absurd yet entertaining design comes with a pair of slightly hairy testicles hanging right over the chest area.