28 Wildly Inappropriate Gifts For Anyone With An Atypical Sense Of Humor

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

Make your dull life a little more lively for all with these “for rectal use only” stickers. Each roll comes with 500 blue rectangular stickers with the words “for rectal use only” printed on each one – making them great for clinic and hospital settings.

Featuring such delicious recipes as "Choked Chicken" and "Beef Stroke-one-Off", the cooking with semen cookbook is ideal for any gent who's intrigued by that sperm-to-table lifestyle that's so hot right now. JUST KIDDING! But you can traumatize your buddy with this joke notebook by making him think it's legit.

Who wouldn’t want an identical clone of their penis? An ideal birthday gift for the Mrs., the Clone-A-Willy kit includes everything you need to make a silicone rubber vibrating dildo that is shaped just like your mighty Johnson, from the comfort and privacy of your home.

Don't be silly, wash your willy with the Weener Kleener Soap. One size fits most, if it doesn't fit you, don't brag, that's tacky. The stimulating soap is sure to add a HOLE new dimension to a guy's shower regardless of his size and will leave his dirty parts squeaky clean.

You and your friends will be patting each other on the back, or maybe something a little raunchier, playing a game of Circle of Jerks. The hella inappropriate party game challenges you to shout obscenities as you match symbols and terms. Play it at a funeral or at the office to make it extra inappropriate.

Make infectious diseases come alive like never before with The STD Coloring Book. This unique and unforgettable adult coloring book comes with twenty-five highly detailed and graphic images depicting some of the most common sexually transmitted diseases.

Make more than just graphic images pop-up when you stimulate your libido with the pop-up book of sex. This fully illustrated literary gem contains page after page of 3-dimensional images to help you and your partner master the art of love making.

Get baaaa-d the next time you cook up a veal shank by donning a naughty apron that would make your mother faint. Don't wear this one around the kids, but do wear it if you intend to cook in the nude, it makes the picture on the front all the funnier.

Greet comers and goers to your garden with a pair of gnomes who seem to have missed the fact that your home is not a nude beach. The hilarious pair are buck-ass nude with every single part hanging out that can possibly hang. They're handpainted to be vibrant and stand at about 5" tall.

There can be some spillage in the aftermath of a BJ and, well, it's kind of a b*tch to clean up off the bed and the floor and your t*tties. With the BJ Bib, you'll have a shield against all of that stuff getting all over. Stir up some sh*t and wear it to the local crab shack!

You're not corn-blocking fun when you stop up a bottle of wine with Colonel Corny, you're making sure that the party can keep on going the next day! The very suggestive wine bottle stopper could make a redneck laugh the hill right out of their billy!

When you're so mad that you can't speak, let this button do all the talking. It uses the English language's most versatile word to express the feelings you've got bubbling up inside of you. Plus, it's got 10 phrases built in so it can cover all kinds of emotions.

Gents, if you wanna make that kitty purr you better lick it before you stick it. Heed the words on these panties and your girl's going to have her claws out but in the BDSM sexy kinda way.

Finally, the book that you've been waiting for. Middle managers, upper management, even HR professionals can benefit from this book, which will walk them through how to say terrible things in a non-terrible way. It's a script to backhanded compliments, passive-aggressive statements, and offending quips that are all kinds of hilarious.

With 32 pages of prose that will make Mom and Dad cry with laughter, this parody bedtime book will quickly become their favorite. The book is filled with equally charming illustrations about moms and dads of the animal world just trying to get it on - and failing thanks to babies of the animal world.