33 Absurdly Funny Toys That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Your Butt Off

Put a little marker on these possums so you can tell them apart and then send them off to the races. The pullback cars will remind you of similar races at the ballpark. See which of the three will reign supreme in the race of a lifetime!

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

With this blackhead-covered ear toy you’ll be able to pop all the blackheads you could possibly ask for without harassing your better half in the process. The ear comes with twenty blackheads lodged into the skin that you get to pick out using a pair of tweezers.

This Rick and Morty dancing Pickle Rick will bring Rick’s unmatched zaniness into your everyday life. Upon hearing the show’s theme song or any other shwifty music, Solenya aka The Pickle Man will begin moving and grooving for your enjoyment.

If this potato was hot, that would be better, instead, it's shockingly shocking potato. Shocktato is hot potato upgraded. Instead of getting singed with the potato is in your hands too long, you'll get zapped.

Give the ultimate gift for the crazy cat lady in your life with this incredibly realistic action figure set. Included with your purchase of this wild eyed figurine are six toy cats – not counting the cats perched on the figurine’s shoulders and hiding in her robe pocket.

Will you be the one that can cheer up Bendy the Sour Pickle? Give him a stretch and find out! Think of him as the vegetable version of Stretch Armstrong. Give his limbs a pull and see how far you can push his limits.

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

When it's been a hard day's night kick back and relax with your buddies, the Beatles! George, Paul, John, and Ringo headline the vintage set, which also comes with a Beetle piece. The imagery on the wood dolls is inspired by the Sargeant Pepper album and it's impossible not to love.

Instead of delivering white glove service at your next dinner party, opt for something a little more crustacean. These lobster claw gloves are guaranteed to make an impression on guests and are remarkably realistic given their size.

A shark and a goat together? Yeah, that totally makes sense. See what other wacky animal creations are on the menu with these weird and totally random animal plush toy mashups. They're snuggly and they're strange but not so wacky that they're proper nightmare fuel.

Create the world's strangest symphony with a set of toys that look like music notes. The Otamatone is a Japanese instrument that creates an electric sound as you slide your fingers up and down the shaft. The world's best bands wish they had this in their crew.

Eventually, you're gonna run out of blackheads and zits to pop on your own face and you're gonna need a second one. You'll find it on this kid, who's laden with hundreds of tiny black heads for you to enjoy deep satisfaction from removing.

Have you been looking for someone who will harmonize with you when you start yodeling? Look no further than this very loud pickle. With just the touch of a button it will start screaming and freak out everyone in the immediate vicinity.

No amount of Raid will stop this roach coach from rolling through your buddy’s house like it owns the place. The cockroach on wheels is powered by a remote control that you can use to make it follow him around the house. Have fun watching a grown man scream!

Have you ever wondered why adults can’t have ride-on toys? Well, they can now! This oversized blue beast is made for big kids at heart that want to gallop around the yard atop a loyal steed. He won’t breathe fire but he will warm your heart.