37 Ridiculously Funny Housewarming Gifts Guaranteed To Make The New Homeowners Laugh Their Butt Off

Disgust, delight, and entertain your dinner guests in one fell swoop with a puking cat gravy boat. This fascinating gravy boat is absolutely purrfect for cat people who like to host, those who don’t gross out easily, and parents desperate to entertain their kids.

Take your love of Mexican food to new heights by wrapping yourself up in this tasty looking giant tortilla blanket. It measures 59-inches across and is made from ultra soft microfiber and flannel for utmost comfort while you’re lounging around.

Somehow make everyone happy at Thanksgiving – a rare achievement – by making two pies with one pan! The Split Decision Pie pan is 9″ non-stick must-have with a removable separator for bakers who don’t want to pick between pumpkin and apple.

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Ths giant pepper mill will guarantee dinner at your place is truly unforgettable. Measuring 43.3″ inches long, this grandiose pepper shaker weighs a whopping 11.2 pounds and can hold up to 4.8-ounces of peppercorns.

This bud buddies gnome statue will add a touch of color, personality, and stoney humor to your well-landscaped yard. This fantastic gift idea for the stoner in your life is made of heavy-duty resin and expertly painted by hand.

Get down and dirty while you ironically get clean with the breasts shower gel dispenser. The risque gel dispenser makes the perfect addition to any bachelor’s bathroom, as it lets you squeeze a pair of voluptuous and supple breasts every time you need some soap.

Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB, comes with a built-in LED for increased visibility in the dark, and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.

These crochet cat butt coasters are the perfect gift for the crazy cat obsessed person in your life. Each handmade coaster measures approximately four inches in diameter and comes in a selection of colors like black, grey, and striped.

Turn the simple act of reaching for a tissue into a weirdly perverse act by using this cat butt tissue dispenser. This durable resin kitty cat places a weird yet humorous spin on the mundane task of reaching for tissues – making it the perfect gift for the cat lover in your life.

Let Nessie keep you company as you prepare your delicious meals by stirring the pot with the Loch Ness monster soup scoop. Nessie’s elongated neck pokes out through the surface while the ample wide body serves as the ideal serving utensil.

Elevate your culinary skills by becoming a pro at making delicious edibles using the 420 Gourmet Cannabis Cook Book. It’ll show you the secrets to making top quality canna-butter and oils so that you can prepare the best <i>special</i> desserts in town.

Let the squirrels in your backyard <i>horse around</i> while they eat from this disturbing horse head squirrel feeder. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like the squirrel is wearing s small version of the horse mask while they munch away on some food.

Convert any hollowed out fruit or veggie into a vibrant, all natural keg with this watermelon tap kit. The tap screws directly into a watermelon and spews out the delicious contents through a chrome-finished spout you control with a brass handle.

After a dinner of jerky and beans, his toilet should be afraid, very afraid. He'll likely need to go to war with it at some point, and when it's time to destroy the sinful sh*t he took, this redneck plunger in the shape of a shotgun will do the trick.

If you haven't cooked with roadkill, you ain't livin'. With the White Trash Cooking Recipe Book, you'll learn how to make all sorts of Appalachian favorites that folks from the region have eaten for years. Yes, that does include delicacies with raccoon.

When you've gorged yourself on Christmas cookies and cured meats and cheeses, you're gonna be spending a lot of time in the bathroom. With Thought Provoking Questions To Answer While You Poop, you'll be tempted to put your phone down and explore a whole new world of wonder.

Al is gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. He's gonna tell you exactly when you take your pasta out of the pot to ensure that it's got exactly the texture you're looking for. When he's singing like a canary, you better listen, he's warning you that the Overcooking is on its way.