37 Ridiculously Funny Golf Gifts That Are Even More Hilarious Than Falling In A Water Hazard

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.

This indoor golf putting vent cup is the perfect way to improve your short game from the comfort of home. It’s made from a tough high impact PVC material and is designed to easily fit into all standard 10″ x 4″ vents, making it ideal for the home or office.

Tired of hitting golf balls with your club? Send balls soaring through the air in an entirely new way by launching them out of the golf ball cannon! This black powder cannon features a 1018 steel barrel, brass hardware, and sits on an elegant oak carriage.

Stay on the greens long after the sun sets when you play with the light up golf balls. These regulation size golf balls each come built with an impressive forty hour internal battery that lights up to a vibrant and clearly visible color. Your wife won’t thank us.

Don’t let your alcohol addiction slow down your active lifestyle – now you can play a round of golf and stay drunk off your ass at the same time with the golf club drink dispenser. The club dispenser allows you to discretely sneak a drink or two as you take on the golf course.

Now you can practice your golf putt like a real executive with the mini golf mug. Apart from holding your morning cup of Joe, the mug includes a tunnel opening at the bottom so you can keep your skills sharp and make the workday go by a whole lot quicker.

Respect the swagger of the guy toting this caddy sack on his bag. The Caddyswag is an insulated gel ice pouch that hooks up to your golf bag and has room for 6 cans of beer. You'll never have to wait for the beer cart girl again.

It may be harder to find your balls as you get older but there's one sure-fire place to check; the water. At home, look into the toilet to see if you've got anything drooping down to touch the top, and on the course, check the hazard. Just check for gators first to make sure the family jewels don't get eaten.

Your buddy’s putting will have a little something BUTTING into it when he takes a stroke to hit this golf ball. When he taps it with his club it’ll let out a ripper that would knock the socks off any 5-year-old obsessed with bathroom humor.

Your wife may make you come in from the course to celebrate a family birthday (boo!) but with the Tee Toss game you can play golf at the affair (yay!). Hang up this simple string toss game for hours of sober (and drunken) fun.

Is that Guy Fieri taking a trip to the 18th hole or is it just some random trying to keep his bald spot from burning in the sun? Trust us, the ladies will be totally fooled by this rug on a visor, which is totally authentic.

By the end of playing eighteen holes with these Schwetty Balls in their golf bag, a guy will actually have two sets of them. If he checks the balls in his “other sack” he’s bound to find something there that’s a little wet and ripe.

When lightning strikes and they sound the horn that says you can't golf outside anymore, take the game inside with this tabletop putt putt game. Obviously, it's a drinking game. What's golf without a little alcohol?

Well…haven’t you always wanted to know why you’re so terrible at golf? Your buddies won’t be able to tell you the reason. Instead, read through this book and you’ll be on your way to a green jacket in no time.

Get your buddy pumped up to have the best drive of his life and then ruin his life by switching out his ball for one of these bad boys. When his driver hits the ball, it’ll explode into a harmless cloud of white powder.

When you had a few too many beers and hot dogs on the course and need to spend a few holes on the can, keep up with your game with the Potty Putter. The playful mat comes with a couple of balls, a tiny putter, and a hole you can move around. The green wraps around the toilet, too!

If your golf game sucks when you’re sober, wouldn’t it make sense to do a little experience and get absolutely hammered to see if that improves things? It’s easy to do with this on-course drinking game, a challenge your whole party will be able to get behind.

There’s this technique pro-athletes use called grounding to really get in touch with their surroundings to elevate their game. You can ground yourself day in and day out with these turf sandals. After a week of wearing them you should be able to sink a hole-in-one on all 18!