33 Ridiculously Funny Calendars That'll Make You LOL Every Day And Month

Unleash your inner bard with the Shakespearean Insults Calendar! Each day serves up a fresh, eloquent jab like thou pribbling ill-nurtured knave. Perfect for roasting coworkers or confusing enemies with class. Warning: May cause excessive dramatic flair.

Spend all next year not giving a single you-know-what by keeping this zero fucks daily calendar on your desktop. This crudely hilarious day-to-day calendar that tells it like it is will keep you in stitches all year long.

Ensure your upcoming year is full of humor and adorable doggies by hanging up this Pooping Pooches calendar. Each month highlights a cute pup taking care of business, which makes this an excellent addition for any animal lover with a sense of humor.

Marvel at the magnificence of felines 365 days out of the year by hanging up the Crapping Cats calendar. Each month of this hilarious calendar showcases a pooping kitty from around the world. It’s the perfect gift for any cat lover.

Have a laugh at the expense of others all year round by hanging this “Awkward Family Photos” calendar in your home or office. Whether it’s inappropriate poses between siblings, or tacky outfits and hairstyles, each picture will leave you in stitches.

You might be a redneck if you recognize the face of the man on this funny calendar. It's 365 days' worth of jokes, jabs, and jests at the expense of rednecks. But it's all in good fun and good humor so he'll be cacklin' just like granny used to at the jokes.

Betcha didn't know that goats liked to climb trees. They also like to climb rock faces but this wall calendar is all about branches. Every month your man will ponder over a goat in a strange situation that looks precarious but might be sorta stress relieving for the animal.

You can start practicing your promotion speech when you start your year and your day with this day calendar. Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings will teach you all sorts of sneaky business, like how it doesn't matter if your Venn diagram is inaccurate, people just like graphs and think you're smart for using them.

Reverse psychology is a powerful thing and people that are motivated by spite and negativity will be damn near unstoppable with this calendar on their wall. For every month, there's a new picture and message that would normally take the wind out of someone's sails, but for a pal who thrives on negativity, it's like coal on their fire.

Sometimes when a student is wrong they're oh-so-right, and that's every example in F in Exams. The day-to-day calendar will get your professor excited about coming to work, even on Mondays, with hilarious student screw-ups submitted from other profs around the nation.

Who'd have thought that chickens loved cocktails as much as humans do. This charming calendar will be a delight in every bartender's day. Each month features a colorful scene starring a chicken and a craft cocktail. The recipes are listed in the calendar, so a bartender can incorporate them into their menu.

Imagine this, ladies: your man loading the dishwasher properly. Your man, folding the laundry AND putting it away. Turned on yet? Celebrate this V-Day with the perfect man aka the star of P*rn for Women, the calendar. He's doing all the deeds (by that we mean chores) that you wish your dude would do.

Go into the new year prepared to look out for all of the things that can unexpectedly end your life. You'll be paranoid but alive when you're watching out for the things in this calendar, like falling coconuts and cats.

Feel free to do all the fantasizing about Outlander you'd like with this Kilty Pleasures wall calendar hanging in your office. Real men wear kilts and the ones that do usually have sexy Scottish accents that drive you even more wild. It's going to be one hell of a year.

With retro pictures that hail from the Don Draper era of advertising and lots of suggestions that day drinking is OK, this is the wall calendar that'll get you through all 365 days at the office. The monthly calendar features a new playful vintage picture and sarcastic quote for you to enjoy every 30-31 days.

People of Wal-Mart are piss-your-pants funny so there's gonna be a clean-up on aisle You every time you check out a new pic in this calendar. There are 365 days of nothing but the weirdest, wildest, wackiest, and most NSFW things you've ever seen.

Ladies, this calendar will probably make you think of at least a dozen messages you've gotten on your Tinder profile. Gents, this calendar will teach you how not to be an asshole. It's all in good fun, hilarity, and great art.

Contrary to popular belief, nuns DO have fun. In fact, they probably have more fun than you do and this calendar proves it. Enjoy their adventures to the drive-in, play-acting as the Rockettes, and trying their hands as models in Project Nun-way.