25 Extremely Funny Gifts For Your Boss That Will Either Get You Fired or Promoted

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Become the undisputed king of strange and possibly useless trivia by reading True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. It comes crammed with 500 mind-blowing facts spanning a wide range of subjects so you can impress all kinds of friends and family.

If you see one of these notes waiting on your desk from your boss, no you didn't. Just give it a push and make it disappear into your trash can. When your boss asks WTF happened to the note from the funny pad you gave them just tell them you have no f*cking idea.

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

When one of the executives is spouting off with some nonsense your boss can call them on it with the original BS button. When they give it a tap or a smack it’ll shout the B-word for them so technically they can’t get in trouble for saying it.

Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows and the fortune cookies that you enjoy with your Chinese food shouldn't be either. These dark-humor biscuits are filled with messages that share a little misfortune and add some ghastly humor to your day.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Keep prying hands off of your cookie and candy stores with a foreboding piggy bank/food jar. The offputting ceramic piece has plenty of room, enough to store the ashes of an entire department...wait, that's not right, an entire batch of cookies.

If the phrase, “not my circus, not my monkeys” can be applied to the department that your boss manages, but in the way that it is in fact their circus, they need this desk tent. They’ll display it with pride and a sigh.

Enjoy a frosty brew anywhere you go without fear of getting ticketed or harassed by disapproving stares by placing your can inside the stealth beer sleeve. The clever design disguises your beer can like a run-of-the-mill beverage from your local coffee house.

Don't let your boss see this calendar. Or do let him see it, he probably agrees with the passive-aggressive and sometimes NSFW sentiments printed on the monthly images. He may be your manager, but office feels about people that say "Happy Monday" are universal.

Your boss can use this button any time someone comes up to them with a decidedly stupid question. Sally wants a month off to "find herself" by hiking the Pacific Crest Trail? Press the button. Derek wants to mint an NFT of a Xerox copy of his butt? Press the button.

They were smart enough to get the promotion and with this book on their shelf, they'll be smart enough to keep it (or get another one). 100 Tricks is a satirical sensation full of LOL-worthy "tips" and "tricks" that poke fun at office norms and ways of doing things that'll have everyone talking at the watercooler.

Has there ever been a more apt notepad set for the office? When things are going sideways, which is most of the time in any corporate environment, you can get a laugh out of using these flame-shaped notes that are stored in a dumpster.

Vanquish boredom during the workday with the deformable fidget pen in your pocket. The design of this unique writing utensil and fidget toy allows you to take it apart and put it back together any way that you see fit, your imagination’s the limit.

Workaholics are no strangers to executive dysfunction, especially late in the day. It's when you get to a point where you just can't even. With this spinning decision maker on their desk, they don't have to make a decision, their spin will make it for them for good or for ill.

In this day and age, this meme has been elevated to straight-up icon status. In the office, This is Fine Dog means more than ever. While your boss is using it, they'll feel that "WTF" energy flowing through them and be able to smile even when things suck.

Your boss will want to wear these socks around the office with no shoes so they can show off just how amazing you think they are. You better hope their feet don’t stink!