25 Extremely Funny Gifts For Your Boss That Will Either Get You Fired or Promoted

Enjoy a frosty brew anywhere you go without fear of getting ticketed or harassed by disapproving stares by placing your can inside the stealth beer sleeve. The clever design disguises your beer can like a run-of-the-mill beverage from your local coffee house.

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Vanquish boredom during the workday with the deformable fidget pen in your pocket. The design of this unique writing utensil and fidget toy allows you to take it apart and put it back together any way that you see fit, your imagination’s the limit.

Minimize the chances of your boss catching you slacking off while at work by placing this computer rear view mirror on your laptop or desktop. With this handy accessory you’ll easily be able to spot anyone that is walking up behind you.

When something comes across your desk that's a true NMP (that's Not My Problem in business speak) you need use the WTF red stamp. The self-inking stamp makes it easier than ever to ask, "WTF is this? WTF is it here? WTF are you thinking?"

You said you'd only have one glass of wine and you can stay true to your word by using the Guzzle Buddy. The wine bottle attachment slips right into the neck of a bottle of wine, turning the entire thing into your glass. It's a great way to save dishes and get your buzz on.

This is the ultimate blank notebook for unleashing your creativity, ideas, and doodles while you endure another pointless meeting that could've been covered in a simple email.

If every online quiz you take tells you that you're Michael Scott, embrace it with a bobblehead of your alter ego. Funko's figurine version of the World's Best Boss is the perfect desk decor.

Treat your boss to one of the show's most well-known props. There's only one Michael Scott, but there's room at Dunder Mifflin or your employer for another worthy of drinking from this World's Best Boss mug.

New position, new responsibilities, renewed need for caffeine. Death Wish coffee will get them promoted a second time in record. It's got twice the caffeine as a regular brew which would seemingly make the drinker twice as productive. With notes of cherry and chocolate as part of its flavor profile, it's got a taste that can't be beat, too.

They were smart enough to get the promotion and with this book on their shelf, they'll be smart enough to keep it (or get another one). 100 Tricks is a satirical sensation full of LOL-worthy "tips" and "tricks" that poke fun at office norms and ways of doing things that'll have everyone talking at the watercooler.

Has there ever been a more apt notepad set for the office? When things are going sideways, which is most of the time in any corporate environment, you can get a laugh out of using these flame-shaped notes that are stored in a dumpster.

You can start practicing your promotion speech when you start your year and your day with this day calendar. Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings will teach you all sorts of sneaky business, like how it doesn't matter if your Venn diagram is inaccurate, people just like graphs and think you're smart for using them.

Drop some hints to your boss that you're the one he should invite to the next client golf outing with this mini set on your desk. The tiny green has an adjustable knob that can be turned to shift its terrain into 18 different unique holes.

Being a middle child is enough to make you want to scream but even if someone hears you, no one's going to ask if you're ok. The youngest is probably screaming, too. This scream-absorbing jar allows you to scream in silence and solitude.

Workaholics are no strangers to executive dysfunction, especially late in the day. It's when you get to a point where you just can't even. With this spinning decision maker on their desk, they don't have to make a decision, their spin will make it for them for good or for ill.