23 Really Helpful Breakup Gifts That Will Never Give You Up Or Let You Down

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

The Cove Anxiety Reducing Headset is a breakthrough in wellness technology, utilizing gentle vibrations to activate key brain areas, reducing stress and enhancing sleep quality. Experience serenity and improved mental health with just 20 mins of daily use.

Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows and the fortune cookies that you enjoy with your Chinese food shouldn't be either. These dark-humor biscuits are filled with messages that share a little misfortune and add some ghastly humor to your day.

The post-breakup isn’t about them, it’s about you. Heal yourself so you can be better than ever with The Break Up Journal. It’s packed with guided prompts, mindful exercises, and space for you to record and reflect on your feelings.

Nothing feels better after a long and vicious divorce than celebrating the death of your marriage with an engagement ring coffin. Finely crafted from solid wood, simply put your ring in it, bury it upside down, pee on the grave, and pop a celebratory bottle.

Indulge in some delicious cookie dough without the risk of salmonella poisoning by digging into this gourmet edible cookie dough. This delectable chocolaty chip treat is nut-free, certified Kosher, and comes ready to eat – making it the perfect garnish for any sweet treat.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

With the BodyBoss portable home gym by your side, there’s no excuse for not staying in shape. The simple yet functional design combines a fold up platform, a collapsible bar, wrist/ankle straps, and resistance bands so that you can perform over 300 different exercises.

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

Essential Art Therapy Exercises will help you find your inner peace by dealing with difficult problems through art. It comes loaded with a series of insightful prompts as well as 75 exercises that are designed to help you express yourself and better manage your problems.

Fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer with a little help from a weighted cooling blanket. Designed to feel like a warm hug at bedtime, which relieves anxiety and soothes a stressful mind, the blankets are available in several colors, and over a dozen sizes and weights.

Give your friend a little personalized pep up with the Only Good Vibes jar. Packed inside the petite jar are a bevy of multi-colored strips of paper for you to scribble your words of support on. Even when they find The One, they'll cherish the messages you write forever.

Be “the one that got away” instead of the other way around with some help from this magenta marvel. Win Your Breakup goes beyond standard advice like “lose weight” to give you the tools to leave your relationship ready to kick ass and take names.

Don’t stress it if the men aren’t biting, because now you’ll easily be able to grow your very own boyfriend! Just drop this bad boy into the water and this chiseled hunk will grow to six times his original size in just seventy-two hours.

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

It might take a few sessions, but you'll really *come* around to the benefits of the Luna personal massager before bedtime. Call this a magic wand because after you use it to get a little action before bed, the endorphins your body releases will nudge you into an amazing snooze.

Let's be real for a moment. It's all "new me, who dis" talk during the day, but when you're fresh off a serious breakup, things can feel pretty lonely at night in your empty king size bed with no one to snuggle with - until you get this full body pillow!