25 Absurdly Funny Birthday Gifts That Are Worth Their Weight In LOLs

You'll have a hell of a time telling the dog that you're his father while dressed in this Darth Vader Snuggie. The Force will be with you as you fast forward through shows on OnDemand cuddled up in the floor-length fleece piece that's easy to take on and off.

Get a sitter for the kids and enjoy a grown-up game night with a game that challenges you to draw 670 questionable things. Polite company should not be invited, but your raunchiest pals should be to enjoy this Pictionary style drawing game.

It doesn't matter if you're five or 50 years old, butts will always be funny. Enjoy a game of butt putt with the farting golf putter. You provide the club and the balls, and the number two putter will provide six different part noises every time you make a hole

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

He’s gonna have some explaining to do when this prank shipping box appears on his doorstep. You can put whatever you want inside, but the mailman, his neighbors, his wife, and even his dog might have some questions after getting a load of what’s printed on the outside.

Make sure nobody comes knocking on when you're on the can by doing a sh*t and split with a little help from the Toilet Timer. The timer has five minutes of sand that drains from the top to the bottom and if you look closely, you'll see that the sitter is seemingly pooping into the bowl of the toilet.

Say goodbye to constipation for good by starting your mornings off with a nice bowl of Poop Like A Champion cereal. At only 120 calories per serving, this healthy treat comes loaded with fiber to promote a regular and healthy digestive function.

It may be harder to find your balls as you get older but there's one sure-fire place to check; the water. At home, look into the toilet to see if you've got anything drooping down to touch the top, and on the course, check the hazard. Just check for gators first to make sure the family jewels don't get eaten.

There's another song that never ends and it has nothing to do with the Lambchop television show. This card sings the birthday song from the second it's opened until, well, forever. And if the recipient tries to rip it, it explodes in a cloud of glitter.

Whether it’s swampass or a bad burrito, shed the underoos that are doing you dirty in favor of a clean pair of emergency underpants. The perfectly portable boxer briefs come in a compact form that can go anywhere you go while remaining inconspicuous.

Kids at heart will love the whimsical images and smile-inducing story crafted by Dr. Seuss in You're Only Old Once. The book proves that getting older isn't an end, it's just a start of a whole new adventure.

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.

What's so wrong with having 6 cats anyway? It's not like having cats is something that women ever turn into their entire personalities. Have fun reenacting scenes from your future life with this action figure. Just be sure to put it away if some guy does swipe right on you.

Show up to the tailgate packing serious heat by strapping on the beer belt. The belt allows you to carry six cans of your favorite beer or soda on your waist so that you can immediately quench your thirst – even if there is no concession stand or bar insight.

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

If you've ever wondered what you and your friends will sound like when you replace your teeth for dentures, Watch Ya Mouth is the game to play. The hilarious party game is made for kids and adults and challenges you to make strange faces while trying to say common phrases that your fellow challengers will try to decipher.

Have you heard of the Homebody Burrito? It’s only the most deliciously relaxing thing you could ever eat. The only thing you need to make it is this tortilla blanket and yourself. At almost 5 feet in diameter, the fleece piece is the secret ingredient for a homebody’s life.