35 Divorce Party Gifts & Ideas That Celebrate "I Don't"

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

Nothing feels better after a long and vicious divorce than celebrating the death of your marriage with an engagement ring coffin. Finely crafted from solid wood, simply put your ring in it, bury it upside down, pee on the grave, and pop a celebratory bottle.

Bask in the glorious scent of freedom as you light up the freshly signed divorce papers candle. Nothing will capture the rich parchment of the legal document declaring the death of your marriage quite like sparking up this custom made candle!

It might take a few sessions, but you'll really *come* around to the benefits of the Luna personal massager before bedtime. Call this a magic wand because after you use it to get a little action before bed, the endorphins your body releases will nudge you into an amazing snooze.

If the name of Dill Dough isn't enough to put a smile on your face, just give the green goo a squeeze and watch your day turn around. When you've found yourself in a real stressful pickle, undo it all with goo that really does smell like pickles.

There's just enough time between client meetings to grab a quick massage from this over-the-shoulder device. Position it on the back, neck, shoulders, hips, or even legs, and let the heated, rotating nodes do their best stress-relieving work.

You probably care too much about everything and while caring a little is good, the rest of that care is weighing you down. Read this book and turn your life on its head with seemingly counterintuitive tips and tricks for living that'll help you live richer, better, bigger, and bolder.

Soak, sip, read, unwind with a luxury bathtub caddy that'll make you wonder why you've been sticking to showers for all these years. This expandable caddy has a space for almost everything you'd want to surround yourself with to relax, from a compartment for a candle to an easel for your tablet.

She's single and ready to mingle, but she's looking for quality dudes, no scrubs. With a paid subscription to Match, she'll have premium access to all kinds of premium guys. The love of her life could be just a click away.

Since screaming the sentiment on the front of this coloring book is not exactly what you'd call productive while driving, get those negative feelings out by shading in the sweary patterns on his pages. Grab all the colored pencils and a glass of wine and get ready for a relaxing evening.

After the party, your bestie might not stop dancing and in these socks she can do it like no one's watching. Not like she'd give a f*ck if they were, but they're comfortable and just cushiony enough to keep her feet tapping happily.

She might have called her now-ex her best friend at her wedding, but deep down you know it was you all along. You believe in her like no one ever has, and when she needs to channel your supportive spirit, all it takes is a glance down at the message on the inside of this bracelet.

With divorce comes a lot of ups and downs. When your bestie is on the rollercoaster that is post-divorce, help her stay grounded with the Little Jar of Calm. On each of the 30 slips of paper in the jar are mantras, affirmations and mindfulness tips to help her find some chill.

Leaving him may have been a blessing, but she's going to need more of them in the coming weeks and months after her divorce. Tell your BFF you've got her back with a beautifully carved wooden Courage Angel. She'll never forget she's got you and her other besties looking out for her.

After kicking off her heels, her feet will be cradled in luxurious plushy comfort in Jessica Simpson's slippers. They're made of memory foam with a soft fleece interior and have anti-skid soles.

When she feels like cutting a man, let her. This knife holder is exactly the pop of blood-red beauty her kitchen needs. It's got room for 5 of her sharpest knives and will let her indulge any stab-happiness she's still feeling.

Time heals all wounds but when she's short on time sometimes chocolate is the best medicine. Your friend should dine on the finest, and that's Godiva. This box of 12 carefully crafted truffles is a gift as sweet as can be.

The wound of losing a spouse is a deep one and The Gift of Forgiveness is a soothing salve. In its pages she'll find the wisdom to help her walk through her journey of healing and starting anew while forgiving what happened in the past.