27 Absolutely Disgusting Gifts That Are Guaranteed To Gross Anyone Out

Dropping dookies will never be the same once the Poop Knife enters your life. This metal reinforced and silicone wrapped heaven-sent will efficiently chop the pesky sewer snakes that need a little extra help on their way down.

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

Serve up a side of laughter along with your liquor by drinking out of these urinal shot glasses. Since all your drinks inevitably end up going down the urinal anyways, it’s fitting that they start their journey in this set of novelty ceramic shot glasses.

Make the best of pool-related chores by squeezing in a few laughs with this floating poop pool thermometer. Apart from measuring the water’s temperature in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, its clever dookie design will be perfect for pranking unsuspecting pool-goers.

Give onlookers a peak at your bodacious dad bod by storing your goodies in this hairy gut fanny pack. It features a large zippered compartment along with a hilarious and life-like graphic that creates the illusion you have a hairy beer belly poking out of your shirt.

Bring some laughter to the breakroom by preparing your loose-leaf tea with this pooping butt tea infuser. This amusing infuser is made from a dishwasher-safe nonstick silicone and makes the ideal gift for any tea drinker with a sense of humor.

Keep morale high during your weight loss journey by having a constant reminder of the enemy in the form of this human body fat replica. This dramatic 3D representation of human fat is made from a soft and pliable vinyl plastic that’s made to last.

Send your taste buds on a wild ride with the Jelly Belly Extreme BeanBoozled gift box. These savory treats will put Harry Potter’s infamous Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans to shame with flavors like “barf booger”, “canned dog food”, “rotten egg”, and “stinky socks”.

Get your fill of protein and flavor by snacking on these savory salt and vinegar grasshoppers. Made with 100% real crickets, these delectable little critters are deep fried and then topped off with a finger-likin’ good combination of salt and vinegar that’ll thrill your taste buds.

Give your friend a good laugh for their birthday by placing their gift inside this prank earwax candle kit box. This highly realistic printed box conceals your actual gift in what looks like a ridiculous item meant to extract earwax to create truly unique candles.

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

Avoid getting poop on your hands when you unleash your next chocolate dragon by wiping with the Shittens disposable wipes. These glove-shaped wipes allow you to easily wipe away feces without exposing your hand to contamination.

Discourage your gluttonous co-workers from stealing your delicious lunch by placing it inside this anti-theft moldy sandwich bag. This reusable bag comes with a funky-looking mold design to create the appearance your fresh lunch is past its expiration date.

The runny nose yolk separator lets you make some delicious and healthy egg white omelettes while grossing out everyone around you. Once the eggs are poured into the pot, the yolk gets safely separated while the egg white drips out the nose like snot.

Give new meaning to “the walking dead” with these zombie flip flops. Perfect for the rotten and decaying beach-goer, these red and green gory zombie sandals come in a variety of sizes and thankfully do not smell like a decrepit corpse unless you have really smelly feet.

Kids that love all things creepy, crawly, oozy, and stinky will absolutely adore this disgusting science kit. The kit may be packed full of gross stuff, but a kid will be absolutely enchanted by the things he'll get to mix, smell, and touch, and learn fun scientific concepts along the way.

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Go ahead and tell your mom that you're doing shrooms when you're chowing down on these candy canes, her reaction will be quite fun to watch. That's only if you can manage to keep the candy in your mouth for an extended period of time because the shiitake mushroom candy canes are pretty disgusting.