37 LOL-Worthy Dirty Santa Gifts That Are The Perfect Mix Of Naugthy And Nice

Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a terrible disease that affects men with EGO (Extremely Grand OpinionOfOneself) and it's HARD. Harder than a stiff morning woodie. This hilarious book is full of prayers, affirmations, and pro tips for dudes with gargantuan dicks to make their way through life.

Most Likely To is like Senior Superlatives but so much more fun because it's that much more NSFW. Instead of "most likely to succeed" you'll have options like "most likely to wake up with a burrito in bed" and that sounds so much more fun.

Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid id s a game that's funny when you're sober, but it's rip-roaring hilarious when you're stoned. You and the gang will have a whale of a time cackling over the card that list something that someone has done, it's up to you to figure out what state they were in when they did it.

The Animal Penis Book will send inquisitive animal lovers on an unforgettable journey of planet Earth’s wildlife. You’ll have the privilege of examining some of the strangest genitalia the animal kingdom has to offer!

Make your Tinder profile a hot commodity with a little help from the Dick Pic stick. This modern-day essential for single guys looking to impress shows twelve inches but is actually only nine inches long, giving you an added three inches of length.

If you're still bummed that the convenience store hot dog roller is too big to fit in your kitchen, it's your lucky day. This hot dog toaster not only heats up your wiener, it also toasts your bun at the same time! all you have to do is press down the lever and grab the ketchup.

This adorable corgi butt car tissue dispenser makes an excellent addition for the ride of any dog lover. This cute doggy tooshie is made from premium polyester to ensure longevity and comes with a large zippered opening so that you can easily refill the tissues.

If you're gonna go ugly with your Christmas sweater, you might as well go ugly with your whole wardrobe. Deck yourself out like a Christmas tree by popping this LED light-up hat on your head. Just tap the button by your ear and the hat will start twinkling like Christmas lights.

This Cooking With Semen joke notebook is guaranteed to create loads of laughter at any gift exchange. Disguised as a risqué cooking book packed with “100 delicious recipes” this gag notebook will make the ideal gift for your favorite chef with a sense of humor.

Stay at the forefront of the fashion game by outfitting your trusty Crocs with a pair of vibrantly colored Croc Nuts. This must-have accessory comes in seventeen stunning color options so that you can match them to virtually any outfit in your closet.

Keep it stylish and casual in these spectacular fish sandals. They’re crafted from a soft and comfortable PVC material and boast handmade fish printing. No matter what the occasion, these bold sandals are guaranteed to wow.

Fugettabout other coffee mugs, this is the one, the only, the best one on the entire face of the Earth. The mug holds 10oz of coffee, seltzer (a New Yorker's favorite drink), or an assortment of pens and pencils.

Start a new Christmas morning tradition with a petite machine that makes silver bell (make that silver dollar) sized pancakes. The Dash mini cranks out 4" pancakes in a matter of minutes and saves the mess and unpredictability of the griddle.

The dudes at the party will be fighting over this shirt, which almost seems like kind of a dick-measuring contest. For obvious reasons, this shirt is exactly the one they'll want to wear at every party, every sports game, and on every errand.

Jenga, but make it raunchy. The Buzzed Blocks drinking game has blocks printed with 54 prompts that'll have you and your fellow players swaying as much as your too-tall tower.

Punk your friends and family by giving them this devious apple pie to fart smell prank candle as a housewarming gift. Designed to burn for 30 hours, the candle initially gives off the sweet smell of apple pie, but slowly morphs into the putrid smell of flatulence.

He saws logs all day (and all night) long, why not saw through a tasty pizza come dinner time? Don't be surprised if he makes buzzing sounds while he's wheeling this hilarious saw shaped pizza cutter through his pie.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.