33 Urban-Legendary Bigfoot Gifts That Any Bigfoot Lover Needs Before They Go Squatchin'

Freshen up your cryptid encounters with the Bigfoot Air Freshener! At 5 inches tall and pine-scented, it masks odors like a pro while honoring the legendary stench of Sasquatch. Perfect for cars, tents, or teasing your big-footed buddies.

This Bigfoot action figure will make Sasquatch sightings a common occurrence in your household. This pint-sized vinyl Bigfoot – aka your new best friend – stands at 7.25-inches tall and comes with articulated limbs so that you can easily place him in a range of poses.

When hunger strikes, nothing will satiate you quite like a mouth full of Bigfoot Ballz. These little morsels feature a delectable crunchy outer shell, a soft and chewy gummy center, and come in savory fruity flavors like orange, grape, and cherry.

They can't find the missing link because he's so busy helping people fix their bikes, open beer bottles, measure stuff, open cans, and any of the other tasks this stainless steel Sasquatch can tackle. The playful multitool comes on a carabiner to hook onto your bag.

Have a little fun doing one of winter's suckiest tasks with an ice scraper that looks like a bear paw. Stick your hand in this big, furry mitten and get to scraping while you're roaring your head off. It's warm, effective, and will freak out the neighbors.

Even if you've never seen him IRL, you can adopt your very own Bigfoot. His mini-me has been captured in this 2"x2"x2.5" jar. He's got a little grass to live on and even comes with an adoption certificate.

The Missing Link waits for no one and real Squatchers know this. While they're hanging out at home, chances are they'd rather be out, wandering through the forest looking for the mythical beast. Wear these socks and no one will wonder what you're daydreaming about.

Does Bigfoot exist? Give this sasquatch's head a tap and he'll tell you exactly what he thinks of that question. The figurine measures about 7" in height and is the best toy around to consult with yes or no questions.

When Bigfoot is finally found, it'll probably be because he couldn't resist the temptation of jerky any longer. And how could he when it's as delicious as the Jack Links in this mug modeled after his face?

Bigfoot's a big man with big thoughts. Just look at this statue and you'll see everything you need to know. At 12" tall, it makes quite a statement. Watch him pondering the meaning of life and you may be inspired to ponder it yourself.

When sasquatch smells what's cooking at your barbecue, he might just wander over. Spice your meat with any of the three blends named after the legendary creature and you'll experience an otherworldly flavor experience.

To adequately search for the Missing Link, you need the right tools. This Bigfoot outdoor research kit comes with stickers, maps, a magnifying glass, a membership card, a field journal, and more to help you find the big man.

If he's not familiar with manscaping, it's probably fair to call him a Sascrotch, but when he's wearing these boxers give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just really like sasquatch and keep things clean down there. Either way, he's sure to get a laugh out of this pair.

A bag of crap has never tasted so good! Giggles will abound when you treat a kiddo to this bag of original sasquatch poo. They'll be making jokes all day about Bigfoot and his big poop that tastes suspiciously like cotton candy.

Who better to protect a kiddo feeling a little apprehensive before bedtime than a little monster with a big heart? This sasquatch plush is a perfect pal for a kid that wants a little extra fluff to help keep him safe from things that go bump in the night.

Bigfoot is so badass he got his very own Magnetic Poetry kit. All the words you might associate with a program in his honor on the Discovery channel are here, just waiting for you to write your own script on the fridge.

Break out the maple syrup and grab some pals, it's time for a game of Flapjacks and Sasquatches. While no pancakes are made during the course of this game, you'll have a ball playing this off-the-wall card and dice game.

Do you believe in the supernatural? Show it off with your coozie at the next barbecue in bold, beautiful neon style with this neoprene sleeve. It'll wrap around a standard beer can and is so bright it might attract sasquatch to the party.