33 Fresh Avocado Gifts That'll Make You Scream Holy Guacamole

Every millennial’s favorite avocado toast is about to get spicy! This zesty avocado hot sauce is the paleo-friendly and keto-approved condiment that combines ingredients like mango, habanero chili peppers, and the ripest avocados around to create an unmatched flavor.

Maybe if you made avocado toast at home, you'd have enough money for a house. OK Boomer, you can grow your very own avocado tree. Just use this adorable little boat and a pit from one of your store-bought avocados and a bowl of water. In a few decades, you'll have a full grown tree.

Guac is extra unless you make it yourself at home! And it'll have the perfect place to hang out in this aptly avocado-shaped serving bowl. A brown spoon that looks like the pit is included as well and the bowl holds about 1.5 cups of guac.

Avocadoes are simultaneously a very small and very large fruit. It's almost impossible to finish a whole one by one's self in one sitting, but thankfully there is the avocado hugger. The silicone cover keeps the fruit from browning.

Slice, dice, and mash avocados with nothing more than this 3-in-1 tool. They're always telling Millennials to make the avocado toast at home to save cash and they'll be millionaires with this easy-to-use utensil in their kitchen.

Give up avocado toast, they said. You'll be able to afford a house then, they said. Swap your guac for this blanket and save some pennies on the heat with this avocado blanket. Complete with a pit, it'll inspire you to eat more green goodies.

Put away grandma's fancy vase and get ready for some action! With Throw Throw Avocado you'll have to match three of a kind and then challenge fellow players to duels to see who will reign supreme. How do you duel? By throwing the foam veggies at them, of course.

There are times when guac will not do, you want the whole-ass avocado. Politely ask someone to fetch you one while your feet are up by donning this pair of comfy socks. If you’re a Millennial they’re a must!

Add the toast to an avocado and this everything but the toast seasoning and you’ll be in for a real treat! Share an avo sprinkled with the handcrafted blend with your Boomer parents and they might finally understand what’s so appealing about your breakfast.

If you’re serious about the avocado life get serious about your avocado decor. This charming set of fairy lights sets the perfect scene in a young adult’s kitchen. It should go without saying that the 25+ avocados on the strand pair well with Millennial Pink.

Make your skin smile with help from this rich and creamy avocado bath gift set from The Body Shop. The tiny kit contains lotion, shower cream, body yogurt, and an exfoliating loofah that’ll leave your skin looking extra fresh.

If you were a fan of slap jack as a kid, take your game night to the next level with Avocado Smash. A deck of numbered cards comes packed in a plastic avocado that makes the game great for travel. The rules are simple so it’s great for kiddos!

Head to the farmer’s market with crossbody over your shoulder and you’ll be catching an avo-cadre of compliments. The happy bag will make you smile and has just enough space for your cash, cards, keys, phone, and an avocado for a snack.

Snuggle up on a cold winter night with your favorite fruit, the avocado! How can you not smile when you gaze upon the giddy avocados on this 50”x60” flannel blanket? It’s as heartwarming as it is body-warming.

Slide your feet into these soft slippers and you’ll be ready for Taco Tuesday on a Sunday morning! The charming pair of footwear keep your tootsies nice and toasty and have non-skid soles to keep you from slipping around.

This onesie gets even more hilarious if the wearer is either pregnant or has a beer belly. But everyone can get in on the fun of the zippered suit, which has a hood so you don’t have to miss out on sporting that lovely avocado stem and leaf.

Stress less with some help from your vegetables! No, not by eating them, who wants to do that? Squeeze 'em instead! This cute foam stress toy will help you deal with all those anxious feelings in a very healthy way.

Dress your home, car, or the signs around the neighborhood in bright green avocado style with this mega pack of stickers. There are 50 in the set, each sporting a different design style, look, sentiment, or feeling. They’re waterproof, too, so they can go anywhere.