The Ultimate List Of 70th Birthday Gifts For Men And Women To Celebrate The Big 7-0

Listening to that same playlist for the zillionth time? Not so much. Listening to that saucy new romance, empowering book about how to get to the C-suite in 3 easy steps, or a historical hot take about Joan of Arc. The possibilities are endless with an Audible gift card that puts million of eBook titles at your fingertips.

On their seventieth, give the birthday boy or girl a walk down memory lane with this 1950: Remember When Cardlet. It's got a little bit of everything notable from when they were born in the form of fascinating figures, advertisements, and newspaper snippets.

A senior will never wonder where their keys are after you get them Tile Mate and teach them how to use its app. The tiny Bluetooth enabled tiles emit a loud noise (loud enough to hear with the hearing aids off) whenever activated by the app to help lead them to the lost item.

Seniors can keep the most important information close at hand and on a large display with this date clock. The clock fully spells out the name of the day to prevent confusion, has a red/blue and black/white mode, displays the full date, and shows the cycle of the day (eg morning, afternoon).

Green thumbs will be elated when they find a place where they can finally grow their dream garden. And their knees will be elated when they have somewhere to rest when that garden is being planted. The foam pad on this combo kneeler/seat presents a soft space to sit on so a gardener can keep on gardening.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

For the woman who has aged better than the wine she likes to drink, this glitter Aged to Perfection Banner is the only thing that should be hanging up at her party. The bright and peppy rose gold is a perfect accent to other shiny decor, and the string is taut, just like her, it won't sag.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

Slip your feet into these microwaveable booties after a long winter run and your toes will thank you! The booties are made of a soft velvet-like fabric and need no more than 90 seconds in the microwave to heat to a temperature that thaws out frozen feet.

At 70, they qualify as old as sh*t, and that's something they should be proud of. With this comical sash adorned with everyone's favorite poop emoji, anyone that dares give the birthday princess crap can expect to get dumped on.

Her intellectual nature means she loves to read, but she also likes choice. Save her from lugging books to and fro with a Kindle Paperwhite. The eReader is glare-free and has insane battery life. In addition to being able to buy eBooks, the reader can be paired with library apps to deliver borrowed eBooks.

Don’t you dare call her older, she’s not older, she’s fabulous. Like a fine wine, a senior woman doesn’t age, she just matures into something even greater than her younger self and this iridescent mug is a fantastic representation of that.

When you're older "ooh and aah" become "oh! and ow!" but with a SpaFinder gift card, a 70-year-old will be oohing and aahing again in no time. The card gives them access to thousands of spas treatments and merchandise nationwide, so they can choose their favorite ways to be pampered.

The busiest bee can cross vacuuming off their list without lifting a finger thanks to the Roomba. The smart vacuum maps the home and takes special note of high-traffic areas and then takes itself on a cleaning tour. It works on flat surfaces as well as carpeted ones and has patented tech that keeps it from careening down the stairs.

A vintage 1950 beer is one that will never skunk, it only gets better with age and this fun stein is the exact trophy a seventy-year-old needs to celebrate their momentous birthday. The glass holds a full pint and is as sturdy as one you'd find in a bar; the placard on the front is cast in pewter.

Between Bunco, bingo, and bridge, a senior will never run out of opportunities to hand out with their buddies and kick some card and dice game ass. This brightly colored Bunco set guarantees them a good time and has enough items for up to 12 players.

Getting up and going no longer requires bending over to tie or put on shoes thanks to this extra-long shoehorn. At almost 3" in length, the shoehorn works with any sort of shoe and will help a senior feel more steady on their feet when heading out the door.

A party isn't a party without decorations and this Cheers to 70 Years party pack is a complete set. From fluffy paper decor that hangs from the ceiling to bold black and gold banners that hang on the wall, the streamers and sparkle will make the day extra special.