The Ultimate List Of 60th Birthday Gift Ideas To Put The Swing In Sixty

Stop living hour to hour and live life in the slow lane with help from the day of the week clock. Rather than keeping track of the hours in a day, the clock keeps track of each day of the week, making this great for both weekend warriors and retirees.

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

Whether you’re unwinding on the couch after a long day of work, hosting an intimate dinner party, or throwing a backyard BBQ, Bev by BLACK+DECKER cocktail maker lets you mix up any occasion with personalized cocktails at the touch of a button.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

An endless massage may sound like a luxury the likes of which they cannot afford to a teacher, but with this Shiatsu Back and Neck Massager, it becomes a reality. The massager has sets of 3-speed rotating nodes that are heated and knead away tension almost immediately after the wheels start turning.

The codes on the side of this hilarious mug are as much for a senior as they are for the person that's being texted. It comes in clutch when gramps is dropping words like "DWI" and not asking you to bail him out of jail.

Ah crap. What flavor do these Senior Moments candies have again? It’s on the tip of our tongue. Oh right, mints, they’re Memory Mints. The funny candy that’ll get your brain cranking to avoid those Senior moMINTS.

There's another song that never ends and it has nothing to do with the Lambchop television show. This card sings the birthday song from the second it's opened until, well, forever. And if the recipient tries to rip it, it explodes in a cloud of glitter.

You're not old, you're vintage and you've aged like the whiskey that you love to enjoy. Set a fine glass of your favorite beverage from this engraved 11-ounce rocks glass. It's great for showing off drinks like bourbon or cognac but works for any kind of liquor.

She'll always feel like she has a little angel watching over her shoulder when she's got this charming statuette on her shelf. The darling piece is made from polyresin and handpainted with care. It's sent in a box for safekeeping and easy gift-giving.

Make her birthday games all about her with a game themed to turning 60. The 60th Birthday Game is one that she's basically set up to win, but you should let her, it is her birthday after all, and you'll learn a ton about trivia from when she was a kid.

Wish the birthday girl all the best in her new year and her new decade with a cool guestbook print that she can display for the rest of her life. The pretty print lists her milestone age in the center in playful letters and has a big swath of empty space for guests to sign their names on.

The era of being dowdy and dumpy in your sixties is totally over, it's all about being the chic, sophisticated woman you were born to be these days. Celebrate her elegant new age with wine bottles clad in pink, black, white, and sassy all-over custom labels.

If he's a little apprehensive about entering a more advanced age, show him that his life is just beginning with this book. The charming tale by Dr. Seuss will brighten his spirits when he turns the big 6-0 and beyond.

Turning 60 comes with a learning curve, let this book guide the way. It features a series of hilarious jokes about getting older that anyone that's over-the-hill will enjoy cracking up their family and friends with.

At the party, guests can see what life was like back in the day and the guest of honor can reminisce about things with this chalkboard. It features key facts and figures about the year the birthday boy or girl was born in that are great conversation starters.

Guys that take golf seriously need serious equipment and the Bushnell Phantom is that. It's programmed with over 36,000 holes in over 30 countries, has a battery that lasts for up to 2 games, is Bluetooth-enabled for automatic course updates, and so much more.