The Ultimate List Of 40th Birthday Gift Ideas That'll Make The Big 4-0 The Best B-Day Yet

Fast track your way onto everyone’s shit list with these prank million dollar lottery tickets. These tickets look so realistic that your poor and unsuspecting friends and family will never see it coming. It’s the perfect way to take your pranks to the next level.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.

Make your fantasies come true with one of these personalized bobblehead figurines! Each custom bobblehead is masterfully crafted from eco-friendly polymer clay and will feature a similarity rate of over 90%.

Fill a loved one’s heart with pure joy by gifting them I Wrote A Book About You. This imaginative and heartfelt gift will show your favorite person just why you think they’re so amazing in a fun, witty, and lighthearted manner.

These plush microwavable slippers were made for lounging around on cold winter days. They’re soft and fluffy and can be placed inside the microwaved and heated to produce a level of comfort that will bring you to ectasy.

This Lazy Daze hammock will transform your yard or patio into the ultimate relaxation spot. It comes with a built-in hardwood spreader bar, a quilted laying area for increased comfort, and is strong and large enough to easily accommodate two adults.

Pamper your poor overworked feet with every step by slipping into these foot massage sandals. The sandals come littered with dozens of small nodes that are designed to help improve blood circulation as well as relieve aches and pains.

Treat him to luxury with a toilet attachment which means he never has to mistreat his butthole with toilet paper again. He can choose the water pressure and direction with this attachment, which gets his butt cleaner than one-ply paper ever could.

Admit it, when you were a kid, you wished that you got all of the candy in this retro gift box in your stocking. Make someone's sweet dreams come true with the box, which is packed with candy that you used to be able to find on the shelves of stores everywhere.

PMSing and Prom and PSATs, oooof! A girl is gonna need some ice cream and she can make it just to her liking with the Dash MyPint. In less than 30 minutes the mixer will whip up a whole cup of her favorite icy treat. A recipe book is included to get her started.

Treat your sweetie to the gift of a get together that's a get away. If you're already well acquainted with each other's cities, an AirBnb gift card gives you the flexibility to select a new place to explore and create new memories.

Not only are physical therapists on their feet all day, they need to be steady on their feet. With these shoes, they’ll be in good shape. The soles are non-skid, have no laces to trip them up, and have supportive insoles that reduce back and foot pain.

This stack might look like it's fatter than Santa Claus but it's actually thinner than the reasons the reindeer gave Rudolph for not wanting to play with him. It's a wad, sure, a wad of crap that'll make your buddy smack you on the head before he bursts out laughing.

There's another song that never ends and it has nothing to do with the Lambchop television show. This card sings the birthday song from the second it's opened until, well, forever. And if the recipient tries to rip it, it explodes in a cloud of glitter.

On the morning of and the morning after her birthday, this tea will come in clutch. It makes hydrating fun and a little sweet with a black tea base accented by luscious fruit and floral flavor. Oh, and it's pink in color, and pink makes every birthday better.

There's never a bad time to have laughs over a glass of wine, and it's even better when you can giggle at the wine's labels. Spice up the party with these celebratory stickers that'll leave everyone smiling.

Life begins at forty, or so they say, but do you know who said it? A forty-year-old can learn all they need to about their new decade with this game that focuses on fun facts and trivia all about the fabulous forties.

With this lucky feather bracelet on her wrist, a fabulous 40 celebrant will be looking extra fab. The 14K gold-dipped bracelet has 40 beads on it, one to signify each year, and is nickel-free so it won't irritate her skin.