55 Very Weird Toys That You Didn't Know Existed And That You Needed

Move aside Super Ball, there’s a new king in town. The compact and immensely fun Waboba Moon Ball measures 2.48” across so that it fits nicely in the hand, creates a distinctive “pop” sound when it hits the ground, and can reach a height of 100 feet!

This game was lacrosse for you and the pals in the backyard before you even knew what lacrosse was. Enjoy it again today with a little high-octane muscle behind it and show those pickleball players who's boss.

The bending cat paw is the immensely entertaining toy that every cat person needs in their life. This fun and furry cat paw will instantly bend forward in a playful manner at your command, while also emitting one of two cute cat sounds for added fun.

Terrify nearby swimmers by placing this remote control crocodile head into the lake or pool. This lifelike and easy to operate crocodile head can move left, right, forwards, and even in reverse, making it perfect for all types of fun pranks.

There’s no greater way to throw away your hard earned cash than on the useless box. This completely useless box features a sleek black frame and switch that when flicked prompts a small metallic finger to come out and switch it back off – that’s literally all it does.

This is one set of toys that you'll want to be in orbit of, they're more fun than the Andromeda Galaxy. The big players of the Milky way are all represented, except Pluto, sorry, pal, in this set of squishy toys.

Meet Sunny the Blobfish – your squishy, droopy, adorable new friend! Perfect for stress relief or a good laugh, this lovable blob brings joy with its delightfully ugly charm. Hug it, squish it, and marvel at nature’s quirkiest creation!

Put your anxiety to bed in a strange yet entertaining way with a blackhead plucking toy. This little fella comes riddled with dozens and dozens of tiny blackheads that you get to pluck out to your heart’s content using the included tweezers.

There will be no limit to the degree that your kids will enjoy themselves when you play Shoot the Poop as a family. The goal is simple, get the turd in the toilet bowl, but it's much harder than it looks. Can you catapult the crap into the bowl? Give it a try!

Torture your kid's teacher on the first day of school by sending them to school with the punching poop turd pen. It's more than a toy they can use to tap their friends with playful bonks, it makes fart sounds when you push the button on the back.

A shark and a goat together? Yeah, that totally makes sense. See what other wacky animal creations are on the menu with these weird and totally random animal plush toy mashups. They're snuggly and they're strange but not so wacky that they're proper nightmare fuel.

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Does your toddler have an affinity for all things goth and macabre? Don't worry mom, it's probably just a phase. Give him the dark horse he dreams of having with this ride-along toy. It scoots across the ground under the power of his feet so it's super safe, and is easy to inflate before use.

Do we even need to elaborate here on why you need to buy this for your pup? It’s a giant tennis ball. Look at this friggin’ dog – he looks like he found his soulmate. Its got a 9.5″ circumference, so it’s a great gift for even the largest of breeds.

Get your kid into science the totally normal way, by giving them a neuron plush toy. What do you mean none of their friends have a cell model of a brain cell to play with? How could they not love those little green tendrils and smiling face?

Take a trip around a world that you built with this stunning puzzle world globe. It has a cool steampunk look and feel that'll make you feel like maybe you should be wearing a monocle as you build it. It rotates 360 degrees and did you know it's a night light, too?

All right Annie Oakley, get your gun and take aim at something offensive, like a rotten tomato. This toothpick gun can accommodate up to two toothpicks at a time and can do some damage, so be careful what you point it at.

You might have had some experience with bubbly farts in your day but lucky for you, this toy won't leave any marks on your underwear or his own. The hilarious toy can make up to 500 bubbles a minute, something you've also probably done after questionable tacos.