27 Absurdly Funny Bookmarks That Are Perfect For The Bookworm In Your Life

The great thing about books is that they're a way to escape your real life without going anywhere at all. Ergo, this bookmark couldn't be closer to the truth. Take a little stay-cay vaca by cracking open an old favorite.

If you're marking the page in a book where you stopped that means you've stopped. You know who stops doing things? Quitters. Get back to reading, this bookmark better not be in your book for more than five minutes!

Rubber chicken, you're the one, you make reading lots of fun, rubber chicken, you're the one it's true, HONK! That's how the rhyme goes, right? Keep your place in your book with this plastic marker, styled after the iconic annoying toy.

There may come a time when you have to read some stupid corporate lingo book that your boss gives you. When you do, mark a few pages, any pages, with these office-appropriate giant paperclips and it'll look like you've actually read it.

It's im-pasta-ble to get reading done when you're not sure how you're going to mark your page. Luckily, the spaghetti monster is here to help you out. The cute plastic bookmark would really look cute in a cookbook.

Have you met most people, though? There's a reason that every girl is looking for her Mr. Darcy (sorry not sorry, Edward Cullen), it's because he's better than any real guy. Kinda like any book partner or book best friend will always be better than real people. Always.

The sentiment on this bookmark seems like the kind that someone came up with when they were super high and honestly, it's genius. Now imagine what the taste of different genres would be. Mind. Blown.

"Tis but a flesh wound" is what the knight that belongs to the feet of this bookmark would say if you were using it to mark your spot in a funny book. If it's a fantasy book, it might make a joke about being the wicked warlock of the round table.

If you've ever been in the performing arts you'll know what this bookmark *really* means. "Just one more chapter" is code for "one more chapter after that" and so on. It could turn into the whole darn book if you're not careful.

Dude, these bookmarks are gonna be music to your ears. Everyone knows that a book, much like a man, is all the more attractive when associated with a guitar and you'll have four in this set at your disposal. They're crafted from wood so they're made to last.

10/10 book lovers would agree that the sentiment on this bookmark is the god's honest truth. You're not hoarding books, you're building a library, and is there a more noble cause?

This bookmark was made for your local cat lady. No one will be bothering her while she's reading her stories with this cute marker on the table next to her.

Got nuts? Go nuts...for books! This bookmark might leave you feeling a little squirrely, but all the best books do. Save your spot in something a little sheepish and you'll only double down on those feels.

You're gonna need a bigger book when you start marking your pages with this shark. May we suggest Moby Dick, which is so freaking long that you'll get an ocean-sized use out of the mark. That is...unless the shark eats the whale and cuts the story short.

Take a bite out of a big book with a bookmark that won't make your reading experience grizzly at all. This intimidating chomper turns your book into his dinner, but that won't stop you from reading it.

One small page turn for man, one huge book finished for mankind! Or something like that. Go to space and a little further with a bookmark of an astronaut on the moon. The plastic marker looks like he's sitting atop the book pages when it's closed.

When it comes to bookmarks and just books in general, you can't go wrong with puns. This clever piece is good for whooooo? Kids! Little ones with an appetite for books will adore this silly marker.

Yes, you read the name of this bookmark correctly, it's really called the senility prayer and not the serenity prayer. Frankly, this one might be better, and has the same baller vibes that Bilbo Baggins' speech did at his birthday party.