44 Skol-Worthy Viking Gifts That Don't Require Any Plundering Or Pillaging

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham, and country ham slices – yum!

Pop open your refreshing brew or pop like a true warrior with the axe bottle opener. This must-have home bar accessory measures 7.3″ x 4″, is crafted from ABS+ metal which makes it rustproof, and weighs just 5.5 ounces so that it can easily be wielded.

Stay warm while looking like a viking warlord with this bearded viking beanie. The bearded viking beanie is crafted from 100% acrylic yarn and features a majestic burly detachable beard that will keep your face nice and warm on cold winter days.

To ensure you never stray too far from the path the gods have set forth for you, keep this Vegvisir engraved armband on your wrist at all times. The leather and stainless steel combo looks hella badass and will encourage you to be your best.

You think you're getting in Valhalla with a beard that looks like a mess? Think again, bro, and grab this comb. It's made for dudes with thick, Viking-style beards. There are two sides: one with wide teeth to get the knots out and one with fine ones to make it smooth.

Even a Viking has to shave sometimes, and he'll get an enviably close shave with this straight razor. The small axe has been honed to perfection and despite having one blade will give you a better shave than never versions with five or more blades.

Invite your fellow Viking warriors over for a party, but keep it compact with this horn shot glass tray. The woodcut tray is engraved with five runes to help you toast to good health.

Only the worthy shall be able to wield Thor's hammer, and any dude who's willing to crack a cold one for a buddy is worthy. Show off your generosity and your strength with this Asgardian-themed bottle opener.

Dress up your longhouse with a little longboat style by hanging this vintage tapestry from the top of your wall. At 60"x50", the massive lightweight artwork will add some Scandinavian flair to your living room.

If there's a mug more badass than this one, we haven't found it yet. Drink to the death of your enemies, it's a sure-fire way to pep yourself up in the morning, with this vacuum-sealed mug that'll keep your drink as hot as your passion for ransacking the lives of your enemies.

For communicating with the gods or divining spells, you need to have the right equipment. This Viking rune crystal set will serve you well. There are 24 in total, each with an Elder Futhark symbol on them. They're available in dozens of gemstones with various mystical capabilities.

Feel the constant protective gaze of Odin watching over your abode with this beautiful totem figurine on your shelf. Handcarved from mango wood using only traditional tools, the 6" piece is an excellent addition to a collection of Viking artifacts.

Don't let the cold air dry out your beard and make it all frizzy, treat those tresses with the tender loving care they deserve with Mad Viking. The Premium Beard Balm contains 7 different oils and butters that make your beard silky smooth.

You've already got that Viking hair on your face, this coffee will put Viking hair on your chest. With double the caffeine of a normal cup of coffee, it'll give you enough hype to row your Viking boat clean across the Atlantic Ocean.