35 Valheim Themed Gifts For Viking Gamers Who Are Obsessed With Valheim

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham, and country ham slices – yum!

Put your wits and cunning to the test as you try to beat your opponent with the Hnefatafl Viking chess set. In this classic centuries-old Nordic strategy game for two people, one person must defend the king while the other attacks from all sides.

Pop open your refreshing brew or pop like a true warrior with the axe bottle opener. This must-have home bar accessory measures 7.3″ x 4″, is crafted from ABS+ metal which makes it rustproof, and weighs just 5.5 ounces so that it can easily be wielded.

Stay warm while looking like a viking warlord with this bearded viking beanie. The bearded viking beanie is crafted from 100% acrylic yarn and features a majestic burly detachable beard that will keep your face nice and warm on cold winter days.

Whether you’re heading into battle or a crowded sidewalk, you need this bicycle horn of Gondor! Styled after the horn that Boromir carried, it’s designed to fit handlebars from 19-26mm and releases a massive 110 decibel horn no one will be able to ignore.

Channel your inner barbarian when you’re enjoying your premium roast by sipping it from this horn shaped coffee mug. This 100% leak-proof 12 ounce mug is crafted from BPA-free plastic and comes with a set of straps so you can easily tote it around town.

Throw out your lame golden chalice and drink like a mighty warlord with the viking drinking horn. This epic 24 ounce beverage holder is shaped like the tusk of an elephant, and is rumored to emanate the shouts of fallen vikings if you hold the drinking horn up to your ear.

Even a Viking has to shave sometimes, and he'll get an enviably close shave with this straight razor. The small axe has been honed to perfection and despite having one blade will give you a better shave than never versions with five or more blades.

Feast Valheim-style in this You Could Eat Another Bite shirt, and if you're feeling like it, take another bite or two or three. The shirt has a relaxed fit, so it's forgiving, and is comfy and long, so you can undo your belt and no one will know.

If you're gonna be the ultimate gamer, you need to be sitting on a throne worthy of a king. The X Rocker Pro is THE chair that will make you feel like the champ you are. It vibrates, it's uber comfy, it has a headrest that'll keep you in an ergonomically sound position, and it might just make you win.

Vikings had beards and they were damn proud of them. You need to take better care of that stringy mess on your fave if you want to be a true Viking and you can do just that with this kit. It's got a comb, a brush, scissors, cleanser, moisturizer, and instructions to tell you how to use each one.

When you're playing a game that demands quick, fine movements, you need a mouse system that will get you those movements. Logitech's G Powerplay is top of the line. With almost no lag, it's super fast and charges the mouse as you use it.

Real gamers need real gaming equipment and this backlit Razor keyboard will give you the advantage you need over gamers with lesser equipment. Not only is it highly responsive, it has a padded rest that'll keep your wrists comfortable.

You need your eyes to be able to game and if you want to game longer, stronger, and without having to breakout the Visine, you need these Gamma Ray Blue light blocking glasses. They're comfortable on the ears and coated with a thin layer of a special chemical that protects your pupils.

Your mama ain't gonna come running every time you need a snack. During your game marathon, you gotta bring your own fuel and the CraveBox has got you covered. It's packed with 50 different crunchy, sweet, savory, sour, chewy, snappy foods for you to indulge in.

It's not just your hair that needs to go through that lather, rinse, and repeat, it's your beard, too! Viking Revolution's beard wash set is specially formulated for the hair on your face and treats it right with jojoba, peppermint, and eucalyptus.