37 Foolproof Secret Santa Gifts That Everyone Will Wish You Drew Their Name For

Need something to tell your mother when she asks why you're having your fourth glass of wine at the family holiday party? Don't tell her it's because she asked why you're single again, just give her one of the stock lines from these novelty wine bottle stoppers. They're for more than keeping wine fresh and from spilling.

The power of acupressure is real and you'll be singing about it from the rooftops after shuffling around in these slippers. The nubs in the footbed massage trigger points in your feet that release tension over your whole body and make aches and pains a thing of the past.

They're pretty great so they deserve the greatest in gourmet treats. This Godiva Chocolate Ballotin contains the sweetest treats they could hope to receive. Your Secret Santa will have eight chocolates to choose from that range in flavor from caramel to nougat to raspberry.

Your phone is so used to being in your hands at this point that if you lay it on the table, it's gonna have some serious separation anxiety. Use this clever cell phone holder instead, which will cradle it with love and hold it at the perfect angle for you to see your notifications.

The D-O-double G is here to help your buddy learn how to C-double O-K with his very own cookbook. The book is filled with the Dogg's favorite. From post-munchie snacks like Frito BBQ twists to high-end food with a twist like Lobster Thermidor, everyone can find something they like in this book.

Get your act together with help from the BestSelf planner and journal notebook. This intelligently designed 13-week goals planner comes with “tried-and-tested templates and tools” that will help you organize, prioritize, and kick procrastination to the curb.

Carbs don't make you fat, carbs make your back feel better. With this bread shaped lumbar support cushion, your colleague will never complain about their neck, their baguette, or their sciatica again. The hilariously large roll is soft and squishy and perfect for cuddling up to when it's time for a food coma.

Help your favorite cat person achieve inner peace with the Zen garden litter box. This Zen kit with a feline twist includes a 3-inch tray along with a bag of sand, decorative rocks, a couple of tiny cats, a wooden rake, and a 32-page book on the Zen of litter box gardening.

If you're unsure of what to get mom, you just can't go wrong with Barnett's gourmet chocolate cookies gift basket. Each box a dozen mouth-watering chocolate-covered sandwich cookies - each in a different an equally delicious flavors

Make that office-wide post-coffee march to the bathroom smell A LOT better with Secret Santa Poo-Pourri. The pre-poo spray will keep the bathroom smelling holly jolly with its delightful vanilla, cinnamon, citrus scent blend. There's enough spray in the 4oz bottle to mask up to 200 dumps.

Finally give that impossible-to-shop-for person exactly what they asked for with this vintage style treasure chest that contains absolutely nothing, a hilariously committed gag gift complete with a wooden nothing and funny info card for birthdays, or White Elephant chaos.

You gotta stop the party early on Christmas so Santa has time to come by and put the presents under the tree. Stop up your wine with this rubber chicken and the laughter will make visions of sugar hens dance in your head.

If you're gonna go ugly with your Christmas sweater, you might as well go ugly with your whole wardrobe. Deck yourself out like a Christmas tree by popping this LED light-up hat on your head. Just tap the button by your ear and the hat will start twinkling like Christmas lights.

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

Happy Hour becomes Elated Evening when you're making craft cocktails with this set of bitters. The five-bottle set features citrus, smoked chili, aromatic, orange, and ginger bitters that will make any Manhattan or bitters-centric cocktail next level.

You'll get a Nobel Peace Prize for ending the Office Thermostat War when you give an always-cold coworker this premium fleece blanket with sleeves. They can wear it at their desk, they can take it and wear it at home during the holidays. With a timeless print, it's appropriate for any conference call or video meeting.

Making cold brew is a surprisingly involved process...unless you have the HyperChiller. It requires zero electricity to work and will take a cup of piping hot coffee to subzero temps in just a few minutes. And it does it all without affecting the flavor.

When the temperature drops and you’re lounging at home, this comfy blanket sweatshirt will be your new best friend. They’re made from a premium fleece and look good enough to wear to any social occasion – no matter how formal.