100+ Amazing Gifts For Women That She's Guaranteed To Love

If stabbing your ex with knives isn’t violent enough to satisfy your lust of everything knife related, this five finger knife holder will surely do the trick. This five finger knife set includes 5 of the most commonly used knives in stainless steel.

Experience the magic and charm of Central and South America from a surfer’s point-of-view by diving into Salt & SIlver; Travel, Surf, Cook. You’ll follow a pair of buds as they surf and eat their way through various cities scattered in Central America and down the Pacific coast.

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Turn back the hands of time with this vaginal rejuvenation wand! Just ten minutes a day with this modern marvel and you’ll begin to see results in as little as three weeks without any kind of surgical or medical procedures.

Heat things up when you hit the water by strutting your stuff in this Borat mankini one-piece swimsuit. This head-turning one-piece comes with a wrap-around design of Borat’s hot bod that leaves very little to the imagination.

For once in your life you can look forward to having the alarm go off in the morning thanks to the alarm clock vibrator. It fits snuggly in your baby maker and is designed with a special feature that replaces that god-awful beep with a pleasurable buzz.

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

Make people take notice of your precious cargo by getting their attention with the “Baby Up In This Bitch” car decal. It’s styled like the popular “Baby On Board” signs but with a more impactful and humorous statement that’s sure to get a big reaction from drivers.

Turn your hands into all-night glow sticks at the next party by getting your nails done with the glow in the dark nail polish. This eye-catching shade goes on easy and leaves a flawless finish that makes your fingertips glow with a bright yellowish green hue.

Confuse your brain while storing your wine bottles with this clever metal chain bottle rack. The metal chain appears to be loosely hanging, but it is actually locked into it’s bottle holding position, making for an interesting wine rack for any home and a cool house warming gift.

If you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The pool couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water.

Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use <del>to murder your ex</del>, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.

Aside from weird looks you might receive, these five finger shoes are a cool way to get back to your caveman roots and build up your core foot muscles that completely atrophied ever since you put on your first pair of sneakers. Thanks a lot Nike!

Do you like the idea of the Snuggie blanket, but wish it a higher quality that doesn’t fall apart when you wash it? The Slanket uses the same design as the Snuggie, allowing use of your hands while wearing a blanket, except it is a higher quality fabric.

Ditch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.

Avoid constantly tangled earbuds wires with these zip-up style earbuds/headphones. These zip-up style earbuds are great to take to the gym where more traditional loose hanging earbud wires often get caught in workout equipment.

Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.

The PocketBook Color is the powerful and lightweight e-Reader that will display your digital content in brilliant color. It weighs just 5.6-ounces and boasts a game-changing E Ink Kaleido color screen that can display up to 4,096 colors and shades.