Ope! 34 Really Nice Gifts For Midwesterners That Are Simply The Best Ever Don'tcha Know

Ever apologized because someone else stepped on your foot? This full-color guide breaks down Midwest madness – flannel politics, casserole courtship, brat fry etiquette, and long goodbyes. This field manual proves Midwest nice is weird – and dangerously contagious.

A Guide To Midwestern Conversation is a witty illustrated handbook decoding the region’s quirks, phrases, and hidden meanings. From thigh-slap goodbyes to tornado drill nostalgia, it delivers a hilarious celebration of the Heartland’s language.

Mayo is the source of life. So ensure the whole household’s mayo needs are met for the next few decades with a 30-pound bucket of mayonnaise in your kitchen. Perfect for those in the food service industry or just anyone who really loves and respects mayonnaise.

Make it easier on yourself when the white stuff comes down hard with this reusable snow and ice melting mat. This wintertime essential is reusable, pet friendly, tough, and will release a proprietary mix of agents proven to melt snow with ease.

Neither errant fireworks nor getting too close to the bonfire to fish out his keys (don't ask) should prevent a redneck from having a mullet. With this hat, he'll have business in the front and party in the back instantly and have luscious locks that will impress the ladies.

It ain't music if it ain't country and this CD has the OG best songs on the whole damn planet. Your resident redneck will listen to it so many times he'll burn a hole through it (if that's even possible).

He'll be making jokes about how no one can see his feet when he's wearing RealTree camo Crocs. They're a comfy choice when he needs something to massage his feet after running around in the backyard barefoot.

If you've tried cherries and chocolate the next logical step is cherries and coffee. This gourmet blend features famous Michigan cherries and has a perfect blend of rich sweet tastes and medium-roast coffee. Add a splash of French Vanilla creamer and it's a real treat.

Avoid that cringeworthy feeling of wet socks by removing all the snow and ice from your boots before walking inside. The Mr. Boot cleaner removes the chilly stuff from three sides of your footwear all at once, saving you time and effort.

We've all been there, totally hobbled after a day fo shoveling snow. Join the Shoovelution! This strain-reducing shovel makes the process more efficient and ergonomic, reducing the strain on your back, neck, and arms. It makes quick work of wet, heavy snow as well as the light fluffy stuff and will leave your body feeling great.

Just as a wolf will protect your home, this wolf will protect your hunting knife. The statue is hand-painted for a realistic look and made of material that won’t dull the blade as it sits in the groove.

There are 40 individual packets of Handwarmers in this big box, that means if you take two on every run you'll be set for about three weeks! Handwarmers come in clutch on those super cold days when a pair of gloves just isn't gonna cut it.

Once you use the amazing round ice scraper once you'll never want to go back to that cumbersome brush that rolls around in your trunk for nine months of the year. The cone-shaped scraper is easier to handle and removes ice more effectively and quickly than a stick scraper.

Help dad make his next rad dad-shion statement with a pair of shoes that'll help him find New Balance in his dad life. These are THE dad shoes, there are no shoes more dad than these, and if you get them for him, he'll level up his dad game before your eyes.

If dad's spent any time in the midwest, he knows that Buckeyes are a treat worth going nuts over. These Peanut Butter buckeyes are handcrafted with creamy peanut butter and chocolate and arrive in a gift box already wrapped and ready to be given.

The Stingray makes it possible to drink a beer and grill at the same time. The must-have outdoor gadget can do seven different things with just a squeeze or a flick. With a rubber pad on the handle, it's almost impossible to drop, and it's durable stainless steel so it'll last a lifetime.

Crockpots have been a popular gift for working moms since moms started working. Treat her to the classic appliance and you’ll be treating her and the family to delicious, nutritious, hot home-cooked meals that take almost no effort to make.

Keep your tootsies toasty with a pair of rechargeable heated insoles you can use day after day. The soles have a 4-level heat regulator and battery power that keeps them warm all day long. They'll adjust to fit in almost any size boot, too.