33 Awesome Gifts For 13 Year Old Boys That Don't Suck

Apple is stepping up their funny looking earbud game with the Airpods Pro. They feature active noise cancellation, transparency mode for clear hearing of your surroundings, can be charged wirelessly, it’s sweat-resistant, and features “Hey Siri” integration.

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

Unleash endless amusement with this egg laying chicken keychain! Watch jaws drop as this hilarious fowl lays its tiny eggs wherever you go. A pocket-sized prankster, perfect for gifting a daily dose of laughter. Egg-citingly entertaining for all ages!

With this glow in the dark capture the flag game, the real fun starts once the sun goes down. The set includes a pair of glow orbs, eight jail markers, five territory lights, and eight team bracelets, so basically anything a kid will need for an unforgettable birthday.

Lower stress levels and anxiety in a creative way by putting vanquishing your boredom with this fidget dodecagon toy. Each side of this peculiar looking fidget toy comes with a different toy that’ll entertain and keep you fidgety hands occupied for hours on end.

It's #ThrowbackHoliday with this 400-in-1 Retro Handheld game. Modeled after the Gameboy from the 80s, the handheld contains enough 8-bit games that it'll take a kid over a year to play through all of them. With a 5-hour battery life, the handheld is great for road trips.

Ensure you always hit your mark by shooting with this laser assisted hunting bow and slingshot. Built with a sturdy stainless steel frame, this compact and versatile weapon comes with a laser pointer for improved accuracy, and can shoot both pellets and arrows.

Turn a day at the park into an adrenaline filled afternoon by bringing along this Spikeball game set. This fast paced game pits teams of two as they attempt to spike the ball off the net so that the opposing team can’t return it.

Ensure you’re ready to handle whatever life throws your way by adding the “How To Survive Anything” book to your literary collection. This highly informative and entertaining read provides a visual guide on how to handle everything from small talk to a shipwreck.

Awe in amazement as you watch two of Earth’s mightiest heroes use their brute strength to hold up your books with the Superman and Batman bookends. This geeky bookend pits the caped crusader against the first son of Krypton in an explosive battle.

Bring the tailgate to the desktop or the coffee table with a mini cornhole game that's just as high-energy as the original. The set is made of real wood and comes with beanbags that are petite but powerful. A catapult is built into the back of each wedge so you can send them flying.

Get in the loop with Pindaloo. Pindaloo is super simple to learn, yet hard to perfectly master. Discover and master hundreds of tricks, while unleashing your creativity and creating your own. Will you take the challenge of Pindaloo?

Never hurts to throw a little extra meat on the pile at the Yankee swap, and these exotic jerky sticks will go over quite well with all carnivorous attendees. With flavors like alligator, kangaroo, and ostrich, everyone at the party will want to taste test the goods.

When you've got the blues, wrap yourself up in the burrito blanket and feel your sadness melt away like cheese on top of hot beef. The flannel blanket is fuzzy and warm and large enough that you really can wrap yourself up like a big old Chipotle burrito.

During your next big meeting with your boss, maybe the one where you ask for a raise because of how professional you are, you should absolutely bring this farting poop emoji pen. It won't rip ass and embarrass you at all.

Keep your ears warm and entertained with a high-tech beanie with a low-key look. Built into the spaces by the ears are a pair of headphones that have a day long battery life and can be removed when it's time to wash the beanie.

You are the new Picasso and your shirt is your canvas with this glow-in-the-dark top. A special glow pen is included with the shirt that adds a dazzling green design to the shirt's light-sensitive area that hangs around for about five minutes before fading again.

Enjoy your mobile games in console style with this game controller for your phone. It's got a layout similar to the Playstation and Xbox ones you're used to and has dual vibration. Pair to your phone wirelessly and start playing with ease.