35 Amazing Political Gifts That Are Perfect For Political Junkies On Both Sides Of The Aisle

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Republican, Democrat, it doesn’t matter. We’re all losers in this upcoming election. That’s why you need to vote for a GIANT METEOR to just end it already. Giant Meteor will lower taxes, reduce man made carbon emissions, and will make Earth great again.

What's correct, what's cringe, and what will get you canceled? Find out by doling out the cards in this party game that combines the fun of trivia games with the art of political debate.

Clap, please. Crafting cunning and cutting political remarks is a wordsmithing job so challenging that William Shakespeare might have trouble with it. Learn how to write your own jibes by studying some of history's most memorable moments in this interesting book.

If you think politics is boring, you'll think again after leafing through the Politics Weird-o-Pedia. All the weird laws, odd nuances, and random tidbits about the US and the rest of the world are ready to go in this book. Here's one fact for funsies: did you know Peter the Great put a tax on beards?

Ninja Turtles action figures are for kids, political action figures are for adults. Play out the scenarios you've dreamed about happening behind the scenes at the Supreme Court or in the House or Senate with any of the figureheads represented in these incredibly accurate articulated figurines.

Every political junkie has had the conversation with themself in their head where they win the presidential debate and assume the top office in the nation. See if they could actually do it by challenging them to this game that puts them in the hotseat.

Politics is as much a game of strategy and logic as it is wits and cunning. Flex your own logic muscles trying to defeat your enemy, political or otherwise, at this beautifully governmentally themed chess game.

The coolest thing about bobbleheads is that you can make them agree with you or disagree with you with ease! Choose from the dozens of political figureheads available and put your pride in your party on full, fun display.

The only thing harder than founding a whole country is figuring out which of these awesome Founding Fathers socks to put on in the morning. They're minimalist, they're chic, and best of all, they're breathable so your feet won't stink.

The political junkie in your life that's always stirring shit up will certainly appreciate having something to wipe all that crap away. Left, right, or somewhere in the middle, there's a roll of toilet paper with a face they'll just love to squeeze between their cheeks.

The only thing known to cause more fights than talking about politics at the dinner table is a game of Monopoly at dessert. Why not keep the debate going by rolling into a game of political Monopoly. Your house may be divided but can agree on one thing: this version of the game is creative and awesome.

Does anyone really like the Electoral College? Fuel your feelings about the system into how ferociously you throwdown at this game. Navigate all sorts of treacherous things, from Fake News to Russian meddling to swing states in this fast-paced super fun game.

Depending on when the polls close, you and the people at your election party could have a lot of time to kill before the official winner is announced. Declare your own winner playing a game of political glory with the aptly named Election Night!

They just don't make political paraphernalia like they used to. Enjoy a little throwback with Button Up America, the puzzle. The 500-piece puzzle showcases buttons from both sides of the aisle and puts a spotlight on the incredible designs of the past.

Rage against the Republicans with a little help from the glycogen stores that you'll build up chowing down on Democratic-themed pasta. Add a little oregano and a splash of olive oil and it tastes like a Green New Deal.

Prove your political knowledge by filling in the puzzles of America: Crossword Puzzles. Uncle Sam wants you to take on the challenge of figuring out acronyms, names, and deciphering wordplays all in the name of politics.

Finally, a card game safe to place during election season. Gone are the red and blue cards that could otherwise ruin a perfectly good family game night. This Uno version sticks to more neutral colors like purple and green.