100+ Funny Gifts That Are Guaranteed To Get Some Big Laughs

Ensure family and friends know to eat some food, have some cake, and then get the f**k out by decorating the place with this “please leave by 9” party banner. This humorous party accessory is perfect for providing a not-so-subtle hint about overstaying their welcome.

E.T. rock on! Our extraterrestrial friends are here to lend you a hand in playing your ax with the alien face guitar pick. Each of these novelty picks comes emblazoned with a small alien face graphic that makes your pick look like a tiny and bodiless alien head.

Ditch the six pack abs and create a truly distinguishable look with these belly face temporary tattoos. With a multitude of faces to choose from, these temporary tattoo faces will add realism whilst you immaturely use your stomach fat to talk to people.

Lounge around the house in footwear befitting a gamer of your caliber with these Super Mario Bros slippers. These ultra comfortable one size fits all slippers come styled like the Mushroom Kingdom’s iconic mustachioed plumbers.

Liven up this year’s Christmas celebration by challenging the kids to this inflatable reindeer ring toss game. This festive and festive game perfect for the entire family comes with a set of two inflatable horns in addition to ten rings.

Ever wish you could cool off with pickle juice? Well then feast your eyes on these pickle flavored ice pops! These refreshing treats feature a delightful zesty pickle taste and are packed with essential minerals like potassium and calcium to promote a balanced body.

No need for bowls of potpourri to keep the crapper smelling springtime fresh when you have a bottle of “fuck that shit” classy toilet spray. Just a few spritzes are all it takes to neutralize even the foulest of human odors.

Bring a whole lot of awesomeness into your life by beautifying your personal space with a David Hasselhoff Chia Pet. He comes dressed in his iconic Knight Rider outfit and will grow a bitching green afro in just one to two weeks.

Say hello to our little friend – and his little friend – with the Scarface lawn gnome. This aggressive little fellow stands vigilant and ready to go postal on the first neighbor or neighborhood pet who accidentally stumbles onto your perfectly manicured lawn.

Schwetty Golf Balls claim to be USGA legal, then immediately act suspicious. Titanium mix cores, 396 scrotal dimples, and labels for Schwetty L and Schwetty R make every tee box giggle. Best in blue, worst for polite country clubs.

Keep your job and your sanity with the HR Approved Way to Say Things I Can’t Say Out Loud at Work. This cheeky guide turns your workplace rage into polished professionalism – perfect for smiling through chaos while mentally flipping a desk.

Ask it a question, press the button, and let this button-activated fortune-telling pickle deliver one of 100 plus witty responses to your most important life decisions. Better than therapy, cheaper than a psychic, and significantly more vinegary.

Wake and bake with some premium coffee and bud when you use this coffee mug pipe. It incorporates a discreet bowl at the base so you can toke up while you sip – allowing you to start your mornings on a <i>high</i>er note.

Feel like a little kid all over again by reliving your glorious trike days on this adult big wheel tricycle. This over-sized trike boasts a comfortable chair and sturdy frame so that you can ride hard without accidentally loosing your balance and falling over.

Give tea-time a manly testosterone boost by dipping this testicles tea bag in your hot beverage. This reusable tea bag comes with a spacious and generously sized sack so you can fill it up with your favorite loose leaf tea.

Learn how to suck a little less in the culinary arts with You Suck at Cooking. This insanely practical cookbook will teach you how to whip up delicacies like “broccoli cheddar quiche”, “roasted red pepper dip”, and “jalapeño chicken”.

Keep your 2024 from getting too serious with a daily dose of levity courtesy of this Dogs Pooping in Beautiful Places Calendar. Each month, dog lovers and nature enthusiasts will be treated to a photo of an adorable pooch doing his business in a majestic location.

Achieve true gender equality by peeing while standing up with this female urination funnel. Simply place the plastic pink funnel by your hoo-ha and watch as you break gender barriers as you perform the glorious act of urinating while standing.