Alcoholic Gear

This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he’d use this beer ammo bandolier. It’s the perfect party themed gift for the raging military man.

Help your liquor go down more easily by serving it in the freezable gel shot glasses. These sturdy shot glasses are made from a non-toxic gel that won’t break when you inevitably drop them, and come in vibrant colors that make it easy to keep track of your drink.

Avoid getting a DUI during a night out on the town by monitoring your buzz with the keychain breathalyzer. It’s small enough to fit comfortably in your pocket and provides accurate readings of your body’s blood alcohol level.

Get more use from your TV remote by popping open a fresh beer with the bottle opener remote control. The remote will easily operate all you electronics in addition to opening up your drink with the handy, heavy-duty bottle opener found at the side.

Ensure fellow party goers end up rip roaring drunk at your next water themed soirée with help from the inflatable beer pong table. This five foot long table inflates in a flash and features specialized recesses designed to keep your drinks upright during gameplay.

Instantly improve your wine’s taste by pouring it into the aerating wine glass. Each hand-blown glass comes with a small aerating fountain at the center that disperses wine out over several different spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor.

Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!

Get serious about your drinking and cut out the middle man by using this pure copper moonshine still to make your own hooch. This six-liter still features a high-quality copper construction that’ll provide you with years worth of fun brewing fun.

Make your cocktails the talk of the town by giving them some eye-catching flair with this edible glitter. This 100% edible food-grade glitter is vegan-friendly, Kosher, and comes available in twenty alluring color options.

Kick the laughter and drunken hijinks into high gear with Do or Drink. This wildly entertaining card game is not only easy to learn but features a fast-paced roulette style of gameplay that will have players out for the count before they know what hit them.

Armed with the original beer can opener you’ll instantly be able to turn your canned beer into a draft beer. The Draft Top 3.0 allows you to quickly remove any can’s entire top, leaving behind a smooth edge that you can safely drink out of.

Now with the hangover prevention patch you’ll be able to drink until your hearts content, no matter what day of the week it is. Once applied, the patch replenishes the body with essential vitamins and nutrients lost during an epic night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Don’t let a silly DUI license suspension stop you from enjoying your god-given-right to recklessly cruise around while drinking – with the motorized cooler scooter you can stay mobile while keeping your freedom fighting beers as cold as the rockies. ‘Murica salutes you!

Enjoy first class beverages while flying the friendly skies by preparing your own drinks using the airplane carry on cocktail kit. This TSA compliant kit comes in a sturdy tin which houses the accoutrements necessary to mix up some tasty mile high concoctions.

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

Chug down a bar-quality brew from the comfort of home with the countertop home draft beer system. It features a compact design that will easily fit on any countertop and can hold 67-ounces of premium craft beer which is about the same as a 6-pack.

Place a magical twist on your muggle party by having guests play Harry Potter inspired quidditch beer pong. Straight from the binge drinking dorms of Hogwarts, this thrilling game comes with everything you need to drink butterbeer til you cast vomitus eruptous.

Hit the slopes with Concealed Flask Ski Poles, high-performance all-mountain poles doubling as discreet drink holders. Engineered for strength and comfort, each pole holds 8 ounces of your favorite beverage, ensuring warmth and fun without removing your gloves.