33 Ridiculously Funny Calendars That'll Make You LOL Every Day And Month

Don't let your boss see this calendar. Or do let him see it, he probably agrees with the passive-aggressive and sometimes NSFW sentiments printed on the monthly images. He may be your manager, but office feels about people that say "Happy Monday" are universal.

Find some f*cking chill in the new year with a monthly calendar that doubles as a coloring book. Not only that, the pictures are full of swear words because swearing always helps.

If your dog could text, what would he say? The makers of Texts from Dog know! The daily calendar is a straight-from-Tumblr collection of the funniest full-color panels of situations illustrated by the texts of a grumpy English bulldog.

Next year is going to be your year, especially with this f*cking wall calendar hanging in a place where you can see it will. You will get your sh*t together as the months progress, the empowering but sweary messages on each page will make you feel like you can do anything. Even schedule the dentist appointment you've been putting off.

If you have a cat, this calendar will help you in more ways than just making you laugh. I Could Pee On This is a monthly reminder of all the place you would never think your cat would pee, so you have a reason to check there to see if they did actually spray it down.

If you read every day in Linda Belcher's voice, this calendar will make you laugh even harder. The pictures are bright and bold and grand celebration of one of America's most beloved families. And, the calendar is complete with stickers you can put on your favorite days.

Making this calendar had to take a lot of work. There have been a lot of dumb things said over the course of history, and to boil it down to only 365 of them? Whew, what a task. Enjoy them and tell your friends about them by treating yourself to this calendar.

You might be a redneck if you recognize the face of the man on this funny calendar. It's 365 days' worth of jokes, jabs, and jests at the expense of rednecks. But it's all in good fun and good humor so he'll be cacklin' just like granny used to at the jokes.

When cats are bad, they're really really bad. We're talking like "shredded the curtains" bad or "licked their butthole and then licked your face" bad. That's why this daily calendar will make you roll your eyes, and then chance a kiss from Mr. Jingles, who may have just licked his butthole.

WeRateDogs is one of the Internet's treasures, renowned for its ability to brighten days and make humans cry tears of joy. The fun continues offline in this daily calendar, filled with happy pups and silly ratings that garner a 14/10 for awesomeness.

Get a little bit nutty in the new year with a daily calendar full of nuts. Every page features a new fun-loving rodent in a zany situation. They keep it real, they keep it adorable, and they keep it safe for work.

With retro pictures that hail from the Don Draper era of advertising and lots of suggestions that day drinking is OK, this is the wall calendar that'll get you through all 365 days at the office. The monthly calendar features a new playful vintage picture and sarcastic quote for you to enjoy every 30-31 days.

If you heard the title of this calendar, you might think that it's something that would make your most prudish coworker clutch her pearls, but you would be wrong. Instead, Jackasses features a herd of hilarious four-legged friends teasing each other about things like lost keys.

Lorge chonky cats will always be hilarious, but these megachonkers are especially good for laughs. Every month features a new cat screaming something about getting fed, which'll make you look forward to the passing of time with an "oh lawd, him a'comin" attitude.

Unleash your inner bard with the Shakespearean Insults Calendar! Each day serves up a fresh, eloquent jab like thou pribbling ill-nurtured knave. Perfect for roasting coworkers or confusing enemies with class. Warning: May cause excessive dramatic flair.

“Well hung” has a new meaning with this incredible wall calendar. The NDP calendar features 12 months of Mother Nature’s finest shaft-like formations from all around the world. Definitely not your typical nature calendar but one that rocks… hard!

Skip the fiber gummies, they taste weird anyway, all you need to clear the intestinal decks in the morning is a page from this calendar. These facts are so unnerving and so unsettling that your bowels will want to escape.

Feel free to do all the fantasizing about Outlander you'd like with this Kilty Pleasures wall calendar hanging in your office. Real men wear kilts and the ones that do usually have sexy Scottish accents that drive you even more wild. It's going to be one hell of a year.