33 Ridiculously Funny Books That You Absolutely Need On Your Bookshelf

Confront your fears head-on with the pop-up book of phobias. This twisted work of genius features everything from the fear of clowns to the fear of doctors and needles, and puts you right in front of the action to experience your worst nightmare come to life.

The Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes book is the best gift any self-proclaimed funny dad can receive. It comes loaded with “frightfully awful…yet wonderfully spiffing” clean family-friendly jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Learn about what you’re actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational “Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal” book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate food systems.

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

Brush up on the good book while keeping up with modern pop culture by reading the biblical Book Of Yeezus. A true testament to one man’s extraordinary narcissism, it takes the Book of Genesis and replaces every mention of “God” with “Kanye” or “Yeezus”.

The Book of Unusual Knowledge will be a welcome addition to the collection of any intellectually curious bookworm. This 704-page page-turner comes packed with a plethora of information on a range of subjects ranging from technology and politics to sports and art.

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

How To Make Money In Your Spare Time is the captivating read that shows you how you can make some extra money in a “not so legitimate” way. It examines the Mafia and similar organizations to provide an alternative path to financial freedom.

The Scale of Things is the incredibly intriguing read that will change how you view the world around you. It brings together facts and figures in a scientific yet visually captivating way – embracing popular topics covering everything from science to geography to politics.

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm is your key to a treasure trove of witty responses to almost any social sitaution you can think of, which makes this a fabulous addition to the bookshelf of any who considers sarcasm a second language.

Become this generation’s most foremost dick pic photographer by learning the finer points of this underrated art form with How To Take Better Dick Picks. You’ll master all the techniques so that you never have to worry amount someone cringing on the receiving end.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

See what it feels like to hold the fate of the world in your hands by entertaining yourself with Choose Your Own Apocalypse With Kim Jong-un and Friends. Will we all parish at the hands of Putin or be destroyed by Elon’s nanobots? Only you will decide!

Get your foot into the world of yoga from the comfort and safety of your living room Yoga for the Inflexible Male. This practical instructional book guides you through three hour-long yoga practices accompanied by fifteen poses that even the average Joe can do.

Ensure your and your family’s safety when the unthinkable should occur by perusing How To Survive a Garden Gnome Attack. This humorous and cleverly written book will show you how to make it through a Gnome-led home invasion.

Anyone can become a felon through robbery or fraud, if you really want to set yourself apart from all the other criminals, How to Become a Federal Criminal will show you how. It comes jam-packed with all the strange offenses you can commit to become a federal criminal.