27 Empowering Divorce Gifts That Are Great For Fresh Starts And New Beginnings

Turn office rage into cardio with the Desktop Punching Bag. Perfect for email-ignoring coworkers, passive-aggressive memos, or printer jams from hell. Suction-cupped to your desk, it pops right back up – unlike your patience.

Nothing feels better after a long and vicious divorce than celebrating the death of your marriage with an engagement ring coffin. Finely crafted from solid wood, simply put your ring in it, bury it upside down, pee on the grave, and pop a celebratory bottle.

It might take a few sessions, but you'll really *come* around to the benefits of the Luna personal massager before bedtime. Call this a magic wand because after you use it to get a little action before bed, the endorphins your body releases will nudge you into an amazing snooze.

If the name of Dill Dough isn't enough to put a smile on your face, just give the green goo a squeeze and watch your day turn around. When you've found yourself in a real stressful pickle, undo it all with goo that really does smell like pickles.

The guy who has everything almost certainly still has an Amazon wishlist and with this gift card, the world is his oyster. Choose any denomination, pick one of several different designs, and let him loose on the world's largest shopping mall.

PMSing and Prom and PSATs, oooof! A girl is gonna need some ice cream and she can make it just to her liking with the Dash MyPint. In less than 30 minutes the mixer will whip up a whole cup of her favorite icy treat. A recipe book is included to get her started.

You probably care too much about everything and while caring a little is good, the rest of that care is weighing you down. Read this book and turn your life on its head with seemingly counterintuitive tips and tricks for living that'll help you live richer, better, bigger, and bolder.

Get a draft pour just like you would down at the pub with a beer dispenser that uses sound waves to enhance the beer's natural carbonation and turn it into a rich creamy head. It works with all styles of beer and doesn't require CO2 cartridges to work. Use it with 12-ounce bottles or 12- to 25-ounce cans.

Get your snuggles in sans snores with the boyfriend pillow. Nestle in right under his arm and hold him close, once your eyes are closed it'll feel like he's right there with you. Next time you see him, steal a shirt and bring it home to put on the pillow to make the experience even more authentic.

When you give Good Days Start With Gratitude journal, you'll be helping your friend build a practice of being grateful that will serve them well in all areas of their life. Focusing on the small blessings can make big gifts more meaningful and help them tackle obstacles with grace and mindfulness.

It's not game day without a load of meat and cheese set out for picking at. This Hickory Farms gift pack gives you all kinds of options. There are five types of cheese, three logs of summer sausage, and some crackers for a little crunch.

She's single and ready to mingle, but she's looking for quality dudes, no scrubs. With a paid subscription to Match, she'll have premium access to all kinds of premium guys. The love of her life could be just a click away.

Since screaming the sentiment on the front of this coloring book is not exactly what you'd call productive while driving, get those negative feelings out by shading in the sweary patterns on his pages. Grab all the colored pencils and a glass of wine and get ready for a relaxing evening.

With divorce comes a lot of ups and downs. When your bestie is on the rollercoaster that is post-divorce, help her stay grounded with the Little Jar of Calm. On each of the 30 slips of paper in the jar are mantras, affirmations and mindfulness tips to help her find some chill.

Post-divorce it can be hard to find closure and deal with overwhelming negative feelings about one's former spouse and one's self. With the Divorce Recovery Workbook, you'll have powerful exercises and activities at your fingertips to encourage you to find compassion for yourself and make peace with your feelings about your ex.

You can't sleep with a new person on old sheets and they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Spruce up your bed with a pair of these cooling sheets, in a variety of colors, and you'll be ready to hop on that bus to Pound Town.

The end of a marriage is a real rollercoaster and there are so many emotions to deal with. You might even feel like you're going crazy. Luckily, Crazy Time has the advice, ideas, charts, and real-world stories to help you get back on track and start living life again.

A loss can be a gain, and with this book your favorite babe will be able to find that happiness. By learning how to transform her negative emotions into power, embrace things her ex taught her and find new peace and strength in her new life.